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Doing Things Like Humans Do

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I occasionally think that I may have been an octopus in a former life, given that I'm bad at gravity and not quite sure what to do with the number of limbs I have.
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Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

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Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

I am both confused and intrigued.

Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.

speaking as someone who's had a LOT of splinters, and i mean pretty big ones, i think if you're in a ten of swords situation, you could just soak all the sword wounds in warm water with epsom salt twice a day and probably the swords will work their way out. then just put some aquaphor and a bandaid on there

I didn't know that this could even happen to celery and Robin had the nerve to still put it in a potato salad.

AMA, I could use a distraction

The Space Needle (Robert Wun spring/summer 2024)

Columbia Center (Schiaparelli spring/summer 2024)

The Underground (Gareth Pugh spring 2008)

Central Library (Rahul Mishra spring 2024)

MoPOP (Maison Margiela fall 2020)

Fifth Avenue Theatre (Guo Pei spring 2019)

Smith Tower (Zuhair Murad spring 2023)

Rainier Tower (Viktor & Rolf autumn/winter 2022)

Cherry blossoms on the UW campus (Miss Sohee spring 2024)

The Pacific Science Center (Jean Paul Gaultier fall 2022)

Tahoma/Mt Rainier (Stéphane Rolland fall/winter 2024)

Elephant Car Wash (Valentino fall/winter 2021)

Gasworks Park (Xander Zhou fall 2024)

the Gum Wall (Moschino resort 2024)

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

HOLY SHIT

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

(Quietly, with love) We will remember your bread, we will remember your dog, we will remember your shoes

(Quietly, with anger) We will remember your copper

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