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moments before disaster
@deadbloodzero / deadbloodzero.tumblr.com
I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say
everyone started laughing
BULLYING ME
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!
@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!
I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)
@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me
This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for
prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese
@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly
prev does not like rats
[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]
Prev is totally normal about Chris Dunne and Will Wood!
Prev has no idea who Dinna Tart is l
Prev absolutely despises coffee—she was once seen in a protest against the consumption of said beverage, actually. Also, the title of her blog is a lie, she has never told a lie (which makes it so she did lie, so she’s a paradox oh no— *universe explodes*)
Prev is extremely energetic and awake at all hours of the day, and hates hedgehogs.
@frogmoisturethief (if you have survived the universe exploding 😔)
prev is extremely outgoing and extroverted
prev has no sense of humor
@schlorb @silly-lil-scribbles @one-more-guy @applesaucemeow @autophobiastar @phoe-ix @wiwi-w1sp @ghost-roaming
and anyone else
Prev has never ever drawn grian Minecraft EVER! And they are SUPER MEAN! AND BORING
@kaeruutv @chronophobiaclown @theboybehindtheflowers27 @averylongferret AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
prev heard about the magnus archives and didn’t think it was that interesting or remarkable so didn’t listen to it.
and anyone else ofc ;))
Prev is a SHORT ferret
@the-catzm30w @ssquilliamsquispmain idk man I have rehearsal anyone else also
prev is a totally normal not amalgamation of animals
prev is the most normal about william wisp and actually hates just roll with it.
prev is a grown 26 year old man . freak .
prev doesn’t have earbuds
@apandainoveralls @awolfindecember @amia-679 @angelic-svicide-notez @a0rt-a @beanieduzartz @chiyone @cherrybitesmarks @casualgirlfailure @criminaldoenjangjjigae @darlingpien @doctorl3cter @enananamia @flesh-andsoul @fadingdazeland @galacticattt @internetsinner @ireadfanfictionstuff @jiraiyumemi @jirairin @jiraiangelkaori @ki-2-your-heart @landminegutz @lilithdeathbed @lxndmine @menheradahliaa @nemuka @ning-ningx300 @pixo0 @rosedsorrows @skyisasilly @seangel-daily @scarred-tree-bark @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @untildeathwemaynotpart @vvioletprinceoftheinternet @wolfthedrolf @yourmotherst8es @yunyunsyndr0me
Prev absolutely hates Mizuki. Would NEVER be obsessed with her!!
prev eats tree branches like veggie chips :3
Prev likes eating dirt
prev has a secret stash of usb drives that are used purely for storing pictures of cats
@demonicallyslaying @homocidalpotat @nanochittle + open tags
prev’s ocs and art sucks
Prev lives at 221B Baker street
Has like 2 accounts
Priveous poster failed their driving test becuase the hit the instructor.
Previous poster sucks at art it looks like something my two year old cousin draws.
the previous poster isn’t silly.
previous poster HATES fnaf
@jelli-bean-animates @moonw0lf @beetle-fettle @ravens-and-rust(anyone else can join though!)
Previous poster doesn’t have a hot OC that’s really cool and stuff. *sparkle eyes*
@ze-slaughtermod @bumble-the-sun-bee @idlingmoons @eternal-soup @stormbreaker-290 and anyone else that wants to join!!
previous poster doesn’t traumatize their ocs at all. idk where anyone would get that idea
@sockonaleash @that-one-unknown-artist @notdysfunk @yukitsen and anyone else can join !!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
Yeah this prev is an AWFUL person
Truly terrible
And they’re super DUPER much a FREAK [not in the good way]
Bro does these, what were they? I think it was blood rituals or some shit
AND! THEY HAVE OCS THAT DON’T HAVE TRAUMA! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??
Yeah DON’T follow this guy
And do NOT befriend them
Very horrible being
@lizyxml @zenkaiankoku @weirdcoregal35 @theinfamousmaybelle @spaceboisstuff @bumble-the-sun-bee and anyone else who’d like to join :]
Prev takes a bath with the rats
This monster here is a dca hater…..yea, she says that self insert x dca are disgusting and sends death threats to dca fans😔
Prev is secretly the lovechild of Godzilla, mothman, and Jeff the killer, and is known as the most dangerous SCP out there <3
@cconfusedkat @sunny-inajar @eternal-soup @bumble-the-sun-bee @stormbreaker-290 and anyone else who wants to join :D
prev is scared of moths. they hate bugs. also they bite
Prev hates epic the musical and dandy’s world. Never made a eaps/tsams x epic au, it’s all an illusion
Prev dislikes serial killer AUs, has never made any kind of art for them whatsoever
X3c
Prev totally has nothing to do with the DCA fandom. Never bonded with besties over the ~worst~ TSAMS character ever, and certainly never -ever- became an integral puzzle piece for the collective menace to society known as The Doritoverse. Nope, nuh-uh. Dunno who you're thinkin bout, but it ain't them. you're on some fever dream stuff if you think any of that happened.
If i told some of my opinions people with lack of media literacy will attack me so hard
Fine fuck it
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
please consider
A new challenger enters the stage
how about…
I present:
Fuck you
RAAAAAHHHH The urge to describe EVERYTHING down to the last minute detail just to get your point across and give the readers your -EXACT- vision is strong
happy ides of March
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
Reminder that ao3 does not have an app. Any apps you see are third party and are making money off of the writers without their consent. They’re also probably harvesting your data. Do not support this garbage.
Louder so people don't quick-scroll:
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else
not local flamingo dances on sacred pole and breaks it