Mutual Assured Destruction duo

They make me sick. As funny as it is that we assigned "car" to Joel as a celestial body, I think black hole is quite fitting

I wasn’t going to post this here, but people on TikTok really liked this, so as a treat y’all can have it too

I need to talk about this because it’s driving me crazy. So they added a thing to the Endermen in the Minecraft Movie, in that if you look them in the eyes, not only do they attack you, but you also hallucinate like, the people close to you projecting your insecurities, which made me vibrate in my seat from excitement cause oh my god. The implications from that, that Jimmy’s Double Life death wasn’t just that he panicked with the enderman, but that he was overwhelmed disoriented by people like Grian, Joel, Martyn, abs most importantly Tango, calling him weak, a failure, pathetic, but no longer in that funny joking way, but with actual cruelty, malice, and disgust in their words. That the last thing Jimmy saw before he died could have been Tango blaming him for their death. My poor boy

Also one of my friends, @pancho-pinto, added the idea of since damage is transferred through the soulbound, so would the effects, and so Tango would either experience his own hallucinations of Impulse, Zed, Skizz, probably Jimmy, thinking that it’s real and they’re actually saying those things, that those are opinions they have of him, right before unexplainably dying, and also not knowing that it even was Enderman hallucinations because Jimmy was on a different server, and he was holed up creating Decked Out during that time, avoiding the friends he saw in those visions and wouldn’t find out until probably the crossover,

-OR, Jimmy’s hallucinations would transfer to him, and he’d see his soulmate’s insecurities on blast from his friends, from him, and be unable to help him, and wake up on Hermitcraft after dying with the knowledge that not only did Jimmy die alone, he died thinking that Tango would hate him

So like yeah, pick your poison :)

We don't talk about how funny Shelby's character in Empires SMP season 1 is. LDShadowLady is a cursed ocean goddess. Scott is the champion of a god. Pearl's soul is bound to her kingdom and when she burns she ascends to godhood and is worshipped for the next thousand years. Then there's a 16-year-old gnome who just kind of hangs out in the woods. She has PTSD, wolves and a gun. She's filled with the indescribable rage, grief and uncertainty of being one of the last survivors of her species. She has a mushroom hat and makes cottagecore buildings she found on Pinterest.

The man of the hour

this took me longer than i care to admit hahaha

Historian!Sausage encounters the remains of some blood sheep in the cathedral dungeon 👀🩸

I’m really excited for Misadventures SMP!!

was sick for the whole week so here’s many joels skins

Sillies

CHAPTER 17

I know this is April Fools but this is a serious canon chapter

PREV// MASTERPOST // NEXT

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I'm imagining Joel gets to the winners lounge, and immediately no hesitation runs Scott over with his car (it's payback- but also for fun.)

They all expect Scott to respawn, after all you can't kill other players in the winners lounge; trust me, they've tried. But no, apparently that only counts for PVP kills, and Joel's car is a separate entity. So, Scott's just dead now.

Joel wakes up after the April Fools series, ready to take a nap after whatever the hell that was. Then the door slams open and well I guess Scott's back now, so much for that.

top 10 funniest smajor quotes ngl

i think he makes a squeaky toy noise when he gets grabbed. his silliness cannot be contained

also? dude jumped into the void so fast, im 90% sure it was because grian just died and he didn't want to give him time for another /kill-

Drawing practice DAY 3 - "Two wins, two jesters"

I got this idea today, so if you don't mind reading, here is an explanation for this art (sorry for any mistakes in text, it's my 3rd language).

So in this universe, all winners are stuck in servers where they won, they can't leave their places unless it's for playing another game.

After Scott won for a second time, he was put in the same place as Cleo, because their seasons were not full and existed only for a few days. For the same reason, Cleo doesn't remember other seasons, only the one she won and only good from it. For her, it's just a silly game, nothing more.

But Scott, as winner of previous games, remembers everything and doesn't know it yet, so he can't understand, why she's so calm and happy, especially around Watchers

Anyway, it's just my silly idea :P

Maybe I'll do a mini-comics, where he confronts her, but I'm not sure

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

the life series has been getting me through the school year (and many many art projects)