kyabetsu kyabetsu kyabetsu!!

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

what the fuck on earth is this update

drawing of a nightmare situation i may or may not currently be in

the world is sometimes scary for my trans friends and family, but we will keep working towards a future full of joy and peace for everyone! and that future needs you, too!!!

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

remember to practice xafe xex hermits!

[ID 1: a reply from blazevillains that says "this all could have been prevented if hed just used a xondom"

ID 2: a post from palmer that says "I've had enough of you... GUARDS! Impregnate this man." There's an image of Xisuma's Minecraft skin edited over the post. /End ID]

sometimes you think you're normal and well adjusted and far enough removed from my chemical romance and then you see one (1) haircut that looks like a specific picture of gerard way from 20 something years prior. and all of a sudden you're 15 again