It's Wet Beast Wednesday
cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!
Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.
For the uninitiated:
My preferred version:
Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.
my aunt sent me these photos of the subway in Armenia because she thought I would love it
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Pokemon Heritage Post
ANOK YAI at the 2024 Met Gala (May 6, 2024)
quite literally me when i am lying
transcript:
woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?
man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....