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@calikoul

𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.

good lord

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

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queer-qunari

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

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thebuttkingpost

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

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animefacialrecognitionsoftware01

Me shouting at my rash ointment

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gallows-alligator

great post everyone

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succumbdeeznuts
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gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda

Gotta add

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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Alright! probably some last redraw from the serie (maybe) but I really needed to get this image out of my head

Ep 5, Big man on Berk, when Fishlegs gets hypnotized and shows an escene where the rest of the gang all look like scared puppies and I love it cuz it's so out of character

the scene in question

this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.

Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*

[transcription of video for anyone that might struggle to see the text]

I'm not here to criticize the younger generation. I'm just saying, theyre not making laundresses like they used to.

New girl joined our team last week, accidentally forgot she had to spot clean wool and started crying over it.

Listen, when I first started, I accidentally put a silk sheet in with the linens. did I lose myself in sorrow? No. I simply found a visiting knight that was getting a little too handsy with everyone around here, I led him to the laundry room, and then I.

pushed him into the boiling linen water.

I swore to the local clergy that he threw himself in and took the silk with him. His estate paid for the silk, and the girls and I had one less problem to deal with.

Listen, if you're going to be a laundress at the lord's house, you just got to make problems disappear.

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