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my female mutuals finally getting some recognition
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you can tell how likely a society is to win in a war by it's proportion of he/him males. the more he/hims the less likely there is to be victory. once he/hims reach a threshold of about 20% of the male population victory becomes impossible, even against the weakest of foes.
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everyone more right wing than me on an issue is a nazi, everyone more left wing than me on an issue is a commie
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btw, you are obligated to be an alibi witness for your mutuals. this is part of the unspoken pact of the mutual.
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I was at Albertsons today and at the checkout a guy who worked there walked over, complimented me on my star wars shirt, put my groceries in my basket for me, and then proceeded to do what I can only explain as serenading me with his Darth Vader impression, reciting entire paragraphs of Vader dialogue to me.
the fact that teeth are constantly exposed to the world is what makes them the sluttiest bones
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