deeply satisfying to know Mario has suffered a setback, no matter how small. Fuck jumping and fuck mario

I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting

do not. respond to my doylist criticism with a watsonian explanation.

(to translate: Do not respond to my criticism about how the artist wrote/designed the work by explaining the in-universe explanation for it. The author chose the rules that made that explanation happen; they are not bound by these laws.)

for anyone unaware, BDS is calling for a boycott of Microsoft Game Pass, Minecraft, and New Xbox Consoles

I keep thinking about this at work and making myself sick trying not to laugh

Brachycybe rosea

repeat after me:

my experiences are universal and provide an undeniable framework for understanding all of reality

nobody else is capable of understanding my experiences and i am, nobly, alone in this world

wait i'm curious

schibborasso IDEA #195-1986-3 cover-design by tom curry

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

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Thanks I lost mine

i lost something once

im so sorry

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

yeah. it is your bad.