@candiceirae -THIRD BASE!

Yeah, but who's on first?

Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

outta my way i'm about to become a ye olde furrie

Presumably based on this lil guy!

Oh heck yeah! @english-history-trip for the win!

I went down the rabbit hole and best I could find is this illustration was from Latin 1393 from 15th century France

Did you know Dash 8 babies start as the 200 series then eventually grow into the 400?

I've not seen it myself just heard rumors

Dogs.

Shouldn't have let them out.

I wished to comfort him but on another level

hyperfixations merged successfully

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

they also made him a card

Here for this honey bee exposure

@candiceirae

Is no one going to mention the 'Bee afraid, bee very afraid' caption on his card?

@candiceirae

I want it, I want it, I want it!

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

@candiceirae

For our sins, art.

Mmmm huge wild men

The chat discussions on Will's stream are inspiring, tho... @willvoiceit

if u see it in your home CALL PEST CONTROL .

@planeyboys

this person is unhinged *hits follow*

by Hinchel Or

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

the order of rodentia sounds like a circle of knights from ages past but you may be surprised to learn these noble warriors are still fighting their holy battles to this day

@candiceirae