*Ron Stampler* - emotionally detached stepfather

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

I cannot stress enough, that Vic choosing to just spend a full year setting up a full force psychological assault on Sam that included FORGING A DEED TO HIS HOUSE AND MAKING HIM EAT SAND, instead of trying to win in any way was the greatest power-move I have ever seen.

Vic Michaelis is to Sam Reich what Ally Beardsley is to Brennan Lee Mulligan

The craziest thing to me is finding out that the infamous Joker car that used to drive around my city and neighborhood all the time was owned by LOU FUCKIN WILSON

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

‼️Dungeons and daddies season 3 episode 22‼️

WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????????

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

Becose I suck

go to hell

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

the art of sequential photography, an entire anecdote in two frames

one underrated thing about the new game changer is there is now a non-zero chance that someone in the future will travel to the most remote ghost town in America, take that creepy-ass elevator down to the deepest mineshaft, be utterly alone in the darkness and silence, turn on their flashlight.....

and be jumpscared by a cardboard cutout of Samuel Dalton Reich

"Like, say cheese!"

Scooby Doo was a big part of my childhood and I love them <3 <3 <3

Really needed to dust this one off post One Year Later