hi escaped audio fans idk if u guys r familiar w the game vampire therapist but it is starting off with vampires with accents… and i know how u guys like vampires… and accents… especially of the german variety…
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why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
because they’ll just wash up on shore later. aharharhar
I’d 'ave yer noggin lopped off if I knew where ye be
'ay matey what’s yer problem
Who the blaggard be ye? Doth ye think ye can take me on? I be CAP'N Hammy, so lower yer voice when ye be speakin' t' me. I be as merry as a parrot, I advise ye calm yer sails afore ye make a right mess o' this.
me mistake jolly fellow! I didn’t mean to offend ye! i’ll be sure ne'er to cross a gentleman o' fortune as ye again… i been unaware o' yer temperament
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everytime im not the first person to like your post a kitten is abducted by an alien… think about that the next time u type up a silly little tumblr post….
Why the kitties???
Kale what influenced this😭
UR THE WHAT???
I mean YEAH IM SURPRISED???
but I also saw ur post about wanting to tongue down Porter and I feel like I shouldve expected that?
I honestly thought it was @cyc-chilla 😭
sighs rlly loud YES I AM THE WEATHER APP THIRSTER…. i get sad when he limits how much i can use the praise button…. i also love dirtying my digital footprint i guess
i also love porter so so much and i rlly do be feeling freaky like that sometimes but the people of redacted tumblr agree with me and i appreciate that
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This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need
This has the same cuteness overload vibes as this:
baby chicks and penguins
gotta add Baby Yaga to this post it's important (x)
[ID: The photos are all of tiny, bundled-up babies in snowy landscapes. I cannot explain to you how bundled they are. They look like small adorable lumps of fur and fabric with clueless little faces. They’re so short and so round. End ID.]
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I want the next Porter audio to be of him going to Treasurs apartment and apologizing and then Treasure apologizes and then Porter tries to tell them that it wasn't their fault it was his they stop him with a kiss and then hug him and boTH OF THEM START CRYING AND SOBBING AND HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THER ARMS WHILE SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF TREASURS APARTMENT-