pov you are wfh and willabee is there

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house

i promised i'd draw this and i fucking deliver

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

scratch scratch (unmute)

nothing can excite me unless it's you!

PORTO ROCHA

everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay

compromise and communication are the foundation of a strong relationship. Richard Nixon snatching European wild hamsters from the dunes of the rose garden in fraught sexual frenzy.

Has your journey been good?

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

puddingway

why does my butt plug have dailies

why does my butt plug have dailies

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”