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If we ever get spn s16 ngl I don’t want destiel “full penetration”, “balls deep” bc I feel strongly this fandom shouldn’t know who tops 🤡

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

Currently on S12 and honestly the funniest thing to come out of my complete SPN watch so far has to be my mom jumping on board and becoming absolutely smitten with Jensen

because it was hard.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

can't believe i'm gonna have to look misha collins in the eye knowing he said destiel s16 full penetration

Whoop whoop! Destiel x twilight au be upon ye!!

My art for the incredible, amazing, showstopping fic that @macy2me wrote for the @destielaureversebb ! A story that will forever give me brainworms and now has a special place in my heart.

Click here for your own brainworms (beware they are contagious)

Also check the reblogs cause there are 2 more timelapses to enjoy

help i was just like “oh haha angel with a shotgun it’s literally cas that’s so funny” and then i looked up the lyrics for the first time in almost a decade and then hurt my own damn feelings bc it IS LITERALLY CAS

“If loves a fight, than I shall die

With my heart on a trigger”

“I don't care if heaven won't take me back

I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe

Don't you know you're everything I have?”

LIKE WHAT.

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

I didn't think my morning coffee idea would hit so many people

Dean: Love isn’t real.

Sam: You’re literally making a valentines card for Cas right now.

Dean, threatening him with a glue gun: You’re on thin fucking ice.