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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby

swooping in to let ppl know if they ask their public library alot of them have ebook apps associated with their library and all you need is to register for a library card you can also use it as a way to check for books you want or reserve/request books for pickup at your local public library

i fucking love libraries

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kim dokja really introduces us to yoo joonghyuk like yeah this is my favourite character in the whole wide world, he's singlehandedly kept me alive for 13 years, he's my idol, he's an incredibly written work of art. also he sucks so bad and i want to hit him with my car. brother if your biggest inspiration in life chokes you when you first meet you might need to look inward

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It knows.

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Its announcement was what clinched my decision to get a Wii U.

I made an Amazon account to make it the very first game I ever preordered because I wanted that Twilight Princess Zelda skin.

I bought the season pass, played the shit out of it on Wii U, got the 3DS version and its season pass and played the shit out of that, and continue to this day to play the shit out of the Switch version.

While I do enjoy Age of Calamity and will more than likely enjoy Age of Imprisonment, I really wish we could get a Hyrule Warriors 2 about the Guardians of Time leading a team of warriors from across the series to protect the flow of time.

All of which is to say, I fuckin' love this game.

idk what to do for april fools on here cuz i don’t wanna change my icon and i don’t wanna hit post limit via spam

some ideas for u:

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

EVISCERATED

For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own

In other words,

SHOTS FIRED

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.

But, like, go off, I guess.

If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?

Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.

world heritage post

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

To clarify the terms used here:

A handheld showerhead usually has a holder where it can function as a fixed-position showerhead; we're not talking about something that you have to hold the whole time. (Unless that is what you have, in which case, please elaborate on that in the comments/reblogs.)

A fixed-position showerhead can usually rotate somewhat (up and down as well as side to side), it just can't be taken off the wall and aimed like a hose.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

"aros can still date!!": boring. tired. overused. frequently used to make aros look more palatable and acceptable to amatonormative society.

"alloros can still stay single!!": fresh. new. exciting. hearing it could change many people's lives for the better regardless of romantic orientation

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Elf: Hi. Stupid question. Is it true that you guys live in trees?

Human: What? No. We live in buildings on the ground. I thought elves lived in trees.

Elf: We also live in buildings on the ground. What?

Elf: Anyways, your Erandil is really good. Where did you learn?

Human: My what?

Elf: The language we’re speaking right now?

Human: In school they called this Elvish. The language that elves speak.

Elf: There’s hundreds of elvish languages. Erandil is just the most common one.

Human: Fuck. Well, shows what I know. Do you speak any human languages, by the way?

Elf: …

Human: Don’t tell me. They told you that you were learning Human.

Elf: … perhaps.

Human: So while we’re asking stupid questions, is it true that elves can live for over a thousand years?

Elf: Are you talking about the current Erandil queen? Because she’s been keeping herself alive through unnatural means for too long if you ask me. It’s time for some new leadership.

Human: No I mean like all elves. I heard you live for a long time.

Elf: What? Oh, no. Not usually. I mean, I think we live longer than humans on average but you know, there’s some overlap. How long do humans live, by the way?

Human: Like 70-100. Something like that.

Elf: Oh, that’s longer than I thought. Then we barely live longer than you at all. Why was my mom always ranting about how childish humans are then?

Human: If it makes you feel any better we do have a habit of getting drunk and doing dangerous stunts.

Elf: That sounds really fun.

Elf: I’m really sorry but what are your pronouns? This is embarrassing but I can never tell gender with humans.

Human: Humans can never tell with elves either. Don’t worry about it.

Elf: Really? I thought it was pretty obvious what my gender is.

Human: You’re wearing basically the same clothes and haircut as everyone else around here as far as I can tell.

Elf: Wow you really are new. My outfit is really feminine. I prefer feminine terms.

Human: Every outfit here is androgynous by human standards.

Elf: Well what does your outfit mean?

Human: Well for one I have a beard. Humans with beards are usually men. Some aren’t but I mean, I am.

Elf: Do women usually shave then?

Human: No, most human women can’t grow beards. I mean some do but most don’t. We’re not like dwarves. Not in that respect anyways.

Elf: Okay. This explains some awkward interactions I’ve had.

quick little sketch of everyone's favourite equal dragon weapon