I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building

Looking to fuck a ghost

Are you claiming that if I dig a hole in the ground that it's not actually a fucking hole unless it goes thru and reaches the other side of the fucking earth

Well maybe topology is fucking stupid then

One of my dad's friends invited us over for dinner tonight, and when his wife found out I was a Star Trek fan she brought me downstairs to show off this:

Her: Kirk kisses all the other aliens, why not the Gorn?

Yesterday somebody came to talk to us about time management and career preparation and at some point he said that businessmen who lie are really bad at their job, and I instantly got reminded of Spamton. send help

Ur trauma hs affected U in da followin ways number 1 U R annoyin

Brushing potatoe

thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

A Nautistic stoner?

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible