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Give a boy a girlfriend he’s happy for a day
Turn a boy into a girlfriend she’s happy for life
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i was having our weekly post-estrogen injection facetime sex with my wife and i dropped the voice training and went "look at us, two bros just playing with our tits and our clits. just a couple of guys being dudes" to make sure she'd beat me up real hard when she flies out to see me tomorrow
she hit me sooooo hard
Okay lets get down to brass tacks. No nuance.
eatin' a burger w/ no honey mustard
i hate mirrors
silly test subjects get put in the giant centrifuge
long hierarchy of girls who are pets of other girls with no beginning or end, looping back on itself
So I had a funny dream the other night.
It involved a very gay witch.