and static in my eyes

fishy with a boymoder mindset #keepthemguessing

taking this opportunity to be vulnerable and say if you are #FishyWithABoymoderMindset its because you are a person pretending to be another person and turning into a husk as a result, and the only way forward is to drop the mask and become extremely self-obsessed

lowkey im like that guy on four chan that hated david lynch but for nintendo like i'm wasting away chanting and languishing whispering dark prayers to the old gods in hope of their downfall

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Fallen Angels with Bound Wings, Litvinova Julia (2016)

walking up to a single person and asking to be their third

honestly being around people who are not uncomfortable with you having feelings and desires makes the people who were uncomfortable so much worse in retrospect

like. oh! you were just evil

Your periodical reminder that cats love people just as much as dogs even if apparently the average person is too much of an emotionally stunted extrovert to get it. They don't feel spite or whatever fucked up emotions one would wanna assign to them.

Cats are little goblins who love parallel play, that's why they sit in front of your computer screen and paw at shit on your desk for attention.

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

your mama plays with toy mouse. and feather on stick