Standish!
You yelled?
Please tell me you got the toilet rolls. Things are looking very grim
I’ll call the plumber. Whether he’ll come back after last time, I don’t know… 🙄
Where would he be without me eh? I might just be the only person keeping him in business
He recommended upgrading the pipework as a long-term solution but, then, what would we have to talk about in team meetings, if not the plumbing?
Why the hell are you so mean to Standish? She's an angel that has never done anything wrong, ever.
Well no one’s ever complained before now. Unless I get an HR report about it as far as I’m concerned it’s never happened. Besides she’s a big girl you know. Nothing I’ve done she hasn’t seen before while working for Charles fucking Partner I tell you that. I’ve been nothing but a gentleman in comparison.
Jackson, refusing to read HR’s emails is not the same thing as never having received their reports 🙄
Which of your subordinates do you dislike the least, and why is it Ho?
If I told you who I disliked the least I’d have to kill you. Can’t have information like that out in the world they’d think they fucking achieved something and last time I checked they’ve done fuck all with their lives.
I will say however that no one should ever be under the illusion that if there was a list of subordinates that I liked the least that Ho would claim a top spot. He may have set me up with this fucking account but that means fuck all any infant with thumbs can do that. I don’t even want him at slough house most days and I hope he never forgets it.
