Weekend One Shenanigans

Summary: There is only one solution to your best friend’s break-up: One weekend at a desert festival to see his favourite band. But when The Bucket Heads' bassist calls you onstage to keep the burly drummer company, you find that this weekend has much more in store for you than just securing your place at the bannister.

Pairing: rockstar!drummer!Paz Vizsla x fem!Reader

Wordcount: 5.3k | Rating: E (18+ only!)

Warnings: Modern AU, Rockstar AU, unprotected sex (be smarter than that, folks!), love (and lust) at first sight, technically slight exhibitionism, creampies

I gotta thank @catsnkooks and @bitchin-beskar for encouraging my thots about an Instagram reel I was inspired by. I don’t think this would have been written otherwise, lol. Other than that, shout out to the long weekend which allowed me to focus on writing! I am currently really on a roll when it comes to ideas and writing and I am so excited to try my hand at so many different ideas that I hope I get to share sometime.

Please do let me know what you thought in a comment or in a reblog, I am so fucking excited that I get to scream with y’all about my favourite big blue man. 🥹

masterlist | crossposted on AO3

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

Part 1 and 2 of my iii and iv doodles

They kissed 🫣

they call it "self insert" because im inserting myself inside of him

Bejeweled

Summary: You never wanted to get your nipples pierced until you are faced with a handsome, older tattoo artist. Now, you might actually consider it …

Pairing: tattoo artist!Boba Fett x fem!Reader

Wordcount: 8.9k | Rating: E (18+ only!)

Warnings: Modern AU, implied age gap, explicit sexual content, unprotected sexual intercourse, vaginal fingering, oral fixation, nipple clamps, nipple play, spanking, dirty talk, (slight) verbal degradation, technically semi-public sex, yearning

Ngl, when I asked at the start of this month which WIP I should focus on, I did not expect to actually finish anything. But here I am and here you are! Ready to dive head first into the fantasy that is tattoo artist!Boba. The story is based on this post and I am so happy I got to indulge a little more. I will upload this to AO3 a bit later because, fun fact, this is actually a scheduled post because I am seeing the Tom Hiddleston (yes, you read that right).

As always, please do let me know what you think of it in a comment or a reblog! Knowing that I get to share the stories with you makes writing so much more fun.

masterlist | crossposted on AO3

It had all started innocently enough, in a way.

Here we are, y'all. This is the first gif I have made in 10 years! Wow, it feels good to flex that muscle after a loooong rest. Maybe it's a bit choppy, but eh it's fine with me as long as I get to watch my meow meow Thanatos tonguing his Zagreus, heh

I think they’d compete for most irritating subordinate

(they haven't got the time)

Codywan anyone? Drew this as a request from a friend. I wanted to try and be more free/sloppy with my art style, and I really like the results.

rein it in.

full comic on patreon

he would be a battle mercy main i think

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

Gaz does not care for slow burn romances…