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i know him

how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world

april showers bring wizard powers

Pots and Pans by Anthony Brault

saturday already. my one precious life.

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basicallyidk i love greg

however bad it gets don't forget you're not moderating the genshin impact discord with 2.1 million users

that's true but also in my head they're like, not real people. that's not a task a human has, that's a task Odysseus has as divine punishment

-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

Please stop quoting the Lorax at the people removing Bradford Pear trees.

...yeah, that's. hm. that's sure a level of lack of knowledge about flora on their part, huh.

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues, "And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs: "Stop planting invasives, they're tacky, they're smelly "They're sticky and messy, they fill folks' noses with jelly! "Stop planting the Bradfords, the gums, the juglone! "Stop planting the Eucalyptus--that colourful fire-bomb!

"Please!" said the Lorax, eyes full of tears, "I haven't seen Chestnut in many long years! "I haven't seen Sycamore, the Sequoias are wee, "And as for old Pando, that marvellous tree "You've built a great fence right across his fine face! "You've split him in pieces--as though it's your place!

"If the trees were there first, then--yes--leave them be! "But those no-good invasives planted well after me! "They were planted by settlers, who razed the land first!" And he jumped up and down, "They're truly the worst! "So chop down that Bradford, and chop it down good! "And plant there a native that you always should

"Have left alone in the first place!" And so saying, he Picked up my axe and he chopped down that tree! And he gave me a seed, and said, "Treat him with care! "Feed him clean water, give him fresh air! "Grow a forest. Protect them from axes that hack. Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."

(with apologies to Dr Seuss)

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

R.I.P 💀🏝️

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