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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

my advice to the beatles actors is to start having sex with each other now

cannot stop laughing at this still help

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

john songs: sorry about that stuff i said before i was thinking about my mom

paul songs: what if there was a soldier named teacup

Some gorgeous bears in some difficult light.

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

crime is so bad in rivervale they got milk carton adults 😭

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast