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new pinned post because fuck it
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/celescotnd crypt of necrodancer shitposting. updates whenever i come up with another funny image
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/isatswap my in stars and time au blog for the 5 isat mutuals. its pretty swell but like ALL the spoilers
30-50 feral hogs is a really funny encounter on paper but would probably be a nightmare to actually run in a game
dnd encounters used to be like that, it's slightly less nightmarish if you realize you either spread this shit out over an improvised area or use wargame rules (as dnd was initially run using chainmail to resolve mass combat, and combat aspects in general ig)
actually they used to be worse, think like, 30-300 individuals, horror level negated when you realize they have like, a lair and boss and shit
I did not know that. My first game was 5e and that's what I'm running for my group. My plan was to run it as 2 big groups of hogs and make a statblock for that.
I will look up chainmail rules when it's not 6 in the morning
if you're doing it in 5e i recommend you run them as a handful of swarms. "swarm of 15-20 hogs" with like, 5 attacks per turn which dwindle as it loses HP to represent the loss of hogs
one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)
I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.
When the end of days is upon us men who foolishly claim to be gods will at long last face the righteous judgement they have earned. Then you'll see.
Ain't even the right fucking color.
"When the end of days is upon us men who foolishly claim to be gods will at long last face the righteous judgement they have earned. Then you'll see."
why do all the banger quotes come from shitposts
When you're only being dramatic for the bit you end up more open to artistic risk, and being unburdened by the fear shame or failure is the best way to stumble upon greatness.
what the FUCK
being unburdened by the fear [of] shame or failure is the best way to stumble upon greatness
Is this really how I find out I forgot a word T-T
I suppose confidence really is everything <3
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
?????LOL
throwing it back woeful style
Bees informing the hive that one of their own has fallen
aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..
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Ace Attorney Heritage Post
It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple
I believe that one of the greatest thrills in life is that slumdog millionaire type flashback to a bizarre and unique bit of obscure knowledge that gives you an incredibly unlikely advantage at a critical moment.
What nobody tells you is that if you collect enough weird knowledge and experience you can ride that particular dragon minimum once a month
Powered by the force of Autism, ADHD, and Unparalleled Childlike Whimsy, I hope to increase the frequency of these lil muchahos 300% by 2035
Someone made you so shameful of feeling pride that seeing it in others pains you and I’m sorry that happened. I think you deserved better
Twenty-One Things You Don’t Say to a Transsexual by Riki Anne Wilchins.
The fact that I am the only transsexual you know only emphasizes that…we are secretly plotting to take over the planet Earth, and infiltrating your prevailing nontranssexual culture is just our first step
In TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 3, volume 1. 1994.
love to purchase items but at what cost
lame ass gadgetjob
THERE IS NO DELTARUNE
THERE IS NO SILKSONG
AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Betcha feel stupid now don’t you?
the queen of england coming to the Nintendo switch 2
