how do i fly this plane

before you jump to compare a trans woman to a male celebrity, first bang your head against the wall several times until you see red

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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Bluto was always bad at handjobs but he loved doing them, so he was ecstatic when his newest hookup let him touch their weener! he tugged and pulled and twisted it painfully, this gave the long weird penis friction burn but they blasted gunk anyways making Bluto squeal and giggle with joy.

Making friends at the yarn show 🐑🐈

imagine looking in your rear view mirror and you just see this

I’m not joking when I say that I’m always thinking about this legend. Hope he’s doing well

10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS