*BANG*

Do you have any ibuprofen?

I got a headache.

Ofcouese babe

*opens the doors of my closet*

*thousands of ibuprofen packs fall out*

How strong?

*fucking BLEEDING from the forehead*

Stronger than my will :D

I got u

*picks two of 600*

*a bullet falls out of my forehead*

...haha

now there's two headaches!

...

Gurl

...what?

all we did was play Russian Roulette- OHHH..

...

May the force of gays be with you

Idk what to say honey

*eats the frickin bullet-*

NO-

*sign*

well

ure really a part of this familia

@zithergiltscorner @chaos-gremlin

that something id expect from these two

I mean your not wrong

I would absolutely love to play Russian roulette

Hehe

I just do that sometimes

Sounds fun :3

Wanna find out?

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

*le gasp of overdramatic bitch*

How dare you /j

I'm a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and i don't care.

I never said you weren’t wrong

In what way are we talking about tho?

Like what flavour of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 we talking?

uh...

A good question?

AAAAAAABJFUSYJGHFJDHGKDJ

Real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I-

You good?

Do you have any ibuprofen?

I got a headache

Oh dems be annoying

No I don’t unfortunately

I normally just deal with them cause it would be annoying as shit and honestly probably not good for me to take like ibuprofen 4-5 times a day

Hehe

I just do that sometimes

Sounds fun :3

Wanna find out?

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

*le gasp of overdramatic bitch*

How dare you /j

I'm a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and i don't care.

I never said you weren’t wrong

In what way are we talking about tho?

Like what flavour of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 we talking?

uh...

A good question?

AAAAAAABJFUSYJGHFJDHGKDJ

Real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I-

You good?

Hehe

I just do that sometimes

Sounds fun :3

Wanna find out?

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

*le gasp of overdramatic bitch*

How dare you /j

I'm a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and i don't care.

I never said you weren’t wrong

In what way are we talking about tho?

Like what flavour of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 we talking?

uh...

A good question?

AAAAAAABJFUSYJGHFJDHGKDJ

Real

Hehe

I just do that sometimes

Sounds fun :3

Wanna find out?

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

*le gasp of overdramatic bitch*

How dare you /j

I'm a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and i don't care.

I never said you weren’t wrong

In what way are we talking about tho?

Like what flavour of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 we talking?

uh...

A good question?

Hehe

I just do that sometimes

Sounds fun :3

Wanna find out?

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

*le gasp of overdramatic bitch*

How dare you /j

I'm a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and i don't care.

I never said you weren’t wrong

In what way are we talking about tho?

Like what flavour of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 we talking?

I am incorporating a tiny percentage of each girl i detect into a girl homunculus

How’s the construction going?

i have been informed someone else is making a slime-girl homunculus so i don't know what this means for my own

Detection for you:

I-

Thank you

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post

one note?? i see zero,,,

what…

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post

one note?? i see zero,,,

what…

Arson

@chaos-gremlin

ARSON

My favourite

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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🐟 o ° .

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went to an arcade today and used some of the built up credit to get a 'lucky dip' bag because i thought it would be fun to give to some younger family members over the holidays. so i ask for one and the kid at the desk says "sure. do you want a boy one or a girl one?" and babe i'm usually polite about this but i'd dyked myself up to the max today and had apparently forgotten my mental filter at home so i instinctively burst out "THEY'RE GENDERED?" in the middle of a very busy arcade and the guy starts laughing so hard he has to pull out his inhaler

HAHAHHAH GOOD TRY MOTHERFUCKER WE COUNT ANY POST WITH FIFTEEN NOTES AS A HIT ON THIS FUCKING BLOG. NONE OF THAT "INVESTING" SHIT WORKS HERE

Oh, really?

@walmart-the-official spread it. Please.

I should fucking stab myself.

This isn't worth being alive.

Not if I hurt everyone I meet.

Nuh uh

That's not fair.

(If you want to see me vent I'm on tiktok, @cryingbard)

okay so dont hurt me like this

Okay- this hurt and healed my soul-

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.