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a bisexual idiot who is in too many fandoms 911/ATLA/Marvel/b99/Merlin etc.

The members of the "I am bisexual in every way except canon" club

This is edited, because I screwed up and put Elenour from the Good place on here and people in the comments told me she is canon bi. So I replaced her with Stiles. I honestly have no idea how I forgot him, since he is a poster child for fanon bisexuals.

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In the wake of this getting 10.000 notes. Thank you so much for that by the way, I decided to include some more characters, suggested in the comments.

Thank you for the 20000 notes. Here is the new addition.

x - Pansexual edition

If athletes are allowed to compete, they should also be allowed to win.

Every single time I see a story where a trans athlete "blows out" the competition, their performance usually ends up not being quite as dominent as claimed.

When you look at the fastest 400m times in high school competition, it greatly adjusts the context.

In running, a second can be an eternity. Most world records are only a few tenths of a second apart. And this trans athlete is a full 7 seconds away from a record set by a cisgender high school runner.

According to the New York Post, 7 seconds is a blowout.

College runners are getting times under 50 seconds. And the world record is 47.60—a full 10 seconds faster.

This trans athlete can't help it if she is in a league with a bunch of slowpokes. She won a race. She is pretty fast in relation to her direct competition. But she is not some spectacular speed demon who will dominate women's running.

Her time wasn't even at scholarship level.

And the second place finisher wasn't even close to a "decent" time.

Also...

The vast majority of the world's top sprinters are of West African descent. Just to give you an idea of the statistics, every world record holder in the men's 100m dash since 1968 has been Black.

So they are basically cherry picking ideal circumstances to make a trans athlete look overpowered—as Portland only has a 5% Black population.

If this race happened in Atlanta instead of Portland, the trans runner probably would have won 10th place and this wouldn't be a news story.

How to create a moral panic 101.

We've got another "dominant" trans athlete going viral.

While it is true that Redmond Sullivan has had two first place finishes in tournaments since transitioning, if you look at her record, you might notice this isn't as dominant as claimed.

First I have to explain fencing ratings.

You have individual ratings A through E. The As are top fencers and Es (or unrated) fencers are the worst. The number after the rating is the year.

So a rating of A25 means you are a top level fencer in 2025.

Then you have event classes. They are also A through E but have an additional 1 through 4 difficulty variant.

The easiest tournament is E1.

It has 6 competitors and none of them have to be rated. So you are competing against poorly ranked people and have a much higher statistical chance of winning.

This is like playing basketball with all of your nerdiest friends and "accidentally" forgetting to invite Steve who is 6'4".

The hardest tournaments are A4.

This requires at least 64 competitors and must have at least 12 A-rated, 12 B-rated, and 12 C-rated fencers.

This is like being a 40 year old playing Halo against a hundred 12-year-olds all saying rude things about your mom while repeatedly headshotting you with ease.

If you look at Redmond's two first place finishes, they were in E1 and D1 competitions. (A D1 requires 15 people with four of them E-rated.)

She had a decent statistical chance of winning because the competitors were few and poorly rated.

If you look at her only A4 tournament, she placed 172nd.

I'm not sure I would call someone who placed 172nd particularly dominant.

She currently has a "D" rating overall.

When fencing in men's competitions, she was rated E. And she slightly improved to a D in women's competitions—though this is only with 3 months of data. She ended 2024 with an E rating in women's events. So maybe she improved to a D and a half.

No offense to Redmond, but she is not anywhere close to a top level fencer no matter which league she competes in.

Stephanie Turner, the kneeling transphobe, currently has an E rating and has never finished a year better than a D. By all accounts, she is evenly matched against Redmond and had a legit chance at winning the match. But it was an A2 tournament and she really had no chance of placing highly so I guess she figured this was a good opportunity to be a dipshit.

She is a coward who only took a stand when the stakes were lowest.

I'd also like to point out that Colin Rugg was quick to mention Redmond's first place finishes, but failed to mention that in the very tournament with this kneeling protest, she got 24th place.

It really seems like these trans athletes aren't trying to become dominant athletes by transitioning and they are just competing because they love it.

I mean, if I ever got 172nd place I'd probably hang up my rapier and just watch Zorro movies instead.

sorry im. okay imagine buck is watching his trash tv. and its dancing with the stars. and eddie wanders in and hes standing watching it too (as dads are wont to do) and then he starts Critiquing Their Form and buck whips his head around like. um. what the fuck are you saying rn.

“i can’t believe my wife forgot to remind me” “eddie why didn’t you remind me” MARRIED

i just need everybody to appreciate this tweet because i have been on the floor for ten minutes

no I actually can't stop thinking about it. tommy never put in the work. he didn't dress up for the bachelor party. he barely indulged buck's halloween antics. he literally got buck basketball tickets as an anniversary gift because he never took the time to actually learn his likes and dislikes. buck offers him a place in his life and tommy runs from it, and only now comes back for it. now that the 'competition' is gone. now that he thinks it's gonna be easy. he wants to have buck without earning him.

i'm so sorry but it's hilarious that mr Silver Star™ spent the whole episode just picking up his phone to call his husband and go buck i am being SO BRAVE right now. a 20-yo girl told me to shut the fuck up. and buck went oh my god eddie you ARE being so so brave aw. and this was on prime american television

i swear to god there's a certain je ne sais quoi about not knowing if you're being queerbaited or not . i've never felt such incredible highs or devastating lows with two people confirmed dating at the end of 3 episodes So predictably

it's 2032. trump is still president, and it's the series finale. buck and tommys wedding is here. bobby is officiating. buck and tommy get into a public fight about eddie, again. eddie suddenly shows up fresh from el paso, button down and jeans in a sea of tuxedos and suits, objecting to the marriage. he just figured out he was gay. tommy watches, totally unsurprised, from the altar as buddie goes canon in the last thirty seconds of the episode. castiel and dean are there in the audience, also going canon but it's their twenty fourth time. that same week, oliver stark and ryan guzman lookalikes make a porno that goes semiviral, then fully viral once it comes out that it was actually oliver stark and ryan guzman, slightly disguised. eric kripke offers them a guest spot on the boys

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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

That was the concussion

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