When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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How it feels being blocked by someone you follow/moot and you're not in the DNIs:

there's something kinda yuri about being tumblr mutuals

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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hey what the entire FUCK happened to tumblr's balls???

I should have clarified. I was talking about these (deez?):

WHY are they OVAL they should be SPHERICAL

Oh no I fear it is your balls that need a physician's care my friend

OH NO--

Don't do this to me, I already have enough problems with these oval balls of mine

Stop playing inflation with my notes and tell staff to inflate my balls back into their normal shape!!!

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Actually I’m so happy the likes number starts with 69

Actually I’m

so happy the likes number

starts with 69

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Image description: Screenshot of Bluesky post from Hank Green:

Can we get a big pop up in our vision whenever we don't die? Like, if you were to die of air pollution and shit, a big red exclamation point shows up and it tells u that u barely avoided death from air pollution

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

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ok i’m doing a note game because if i can’t motivate myself to do these things maybe strangers on tumblr can

50 notes: i’ll start reading regularly again

100 notes: i’ll start working out again cause it makes me feel good

150 notes: i’ll make an effort to keep my room clean so my parents stop yelling at me for my depression room

200 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for 2 months

300 notes: i’ll talk to my therapist about my sh habits

400 notes: i’ll try to eat more regularly and try to stop binging/restricting

500 notes: i’ll come out to my parents as genderfluid

600 notes: i’ll try and talk to my therapist about my eating habits/binging

700 notes: i’ll try to keep my toxic friends out of my life and start valuing myself in my own friendships

800 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for summer

900 notes: i’ll tell my crush i like them/start making a move

1000 notes: i’ll open up to my parents about my sh

this is unrealistic on purpose cause i don’t wanna do much of this

pink: has been reached

orange: i completed it

ok i’m doing a note game because if i can’t motivate myself to do these things maybe strangers on tumblr can

50 notes: i’ll start reading regularly again

100 notes: i’ll start working out again cause it makes me feel good

150 notes: i’ll make an effort to keep my room clean so my parents stop yelling at me for my depression room

200 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for 2 months

300 notes: i’ll talk to my therapist about my sh habits

400 notes: i’ll try to eat more regularly and try to stop binging/restricting

500 notes: i’ll come out to my parents as genderfluid

600 notes: i’ll try and talk to my therapist about my eating habits/binging

700 notes: i’ll try to keep my toxic friends out of my life and start valuing myself in my own friendships

800 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for summer

900 notes: i’ll tell my crush i like them/start making a move

1000 notes: i’ll open up to my parents about my sh

this is unrealistic on purpose cause i don’t wanna do much of this

pink: has been reached

orange: i completed it

ok i’m doing a note game because if i can’t motivate myself to do these things maybe strangers on tumblr can

50 notes: i’ll start reading regularly again

100 notes: i’ll start working out again cause it makes me feel good

150 notes: i’ll make an effort to keep my room clean so my parents stop yelling at me for my depression room

200 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for 2 months

300 notes: i’ll talk to my therapist about my sh habits

400 notes: i’ll try to eat more regularly and try to stop binging/restricting

500 notes: i’ll come out to my parents as genderfluid

600 notes: i’ll try and talk to my therapist about my eating habits/binging

700 notes: i’ll try to keep my toxic friends out of my life and start valuing myself in my own friendships

800 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for summer

900 notes: i’ll tell my crush i like them/start making a move

1000 notes: i’ll open up to my parents about my sh

this is unrealistic on purpose cause i don’t wanna do much of this

pink: has been reached

orange: i completed it