I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

What's the only thing cooler than a jet ski? 🌊

Watch the full episode on Dropout

The Kids' Guide to the Internet (1997)

THE FLY (1986) dir. David Cronenberg

Adobe Got Bullied Off Of Bluesky (Ryan Broderick / Garbage Day (seventh item — scroll down) — “… this is becoming a genuine issue for Bluesky…. It’s really easy to be the cool, new anti-corporate social network up until the point where you actually need to make money.”

*Looks around at Tumblr*

I don’t know what you mean.

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

AI people are the easiest people to hate.

Aw art thief's getting upset that they can't steal people's art, poor plagiarizers.

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

idk sorry

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

even the bloated miller wants him dead

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day to all who celebrate!