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@chickenwhite / chickenwhite.tumblr.com

Tumblr was a mistake and I will never learn. He/Him
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[ID: A rat playing a tiny toy piano captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006". End ID.]

IT... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! OUR SHARED MUTUAL SHOULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT POST FROM ME!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like β€œSJW” and β€œanime communist” and β€œdark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game β€œguess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

  • sit down with uncle so-and-so
  • he says something about gay people in passing
  • my mom says β€œthere’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
  • he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
  • we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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The thing you have to realize is that loving the Princess is as automatic as it is important. Serving the Princess is as easy as it is fulfilling. Worshipping the Princess is as simple as it is pleasurable.

Okay?

Blowing the princess is as natural as it is enlightening

I thought this game was about slaying the princess… ?

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge πŸ’–

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

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