Objects in mirror may be geekier than they appear

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this. If he was Phoenix Wright.

reblog this and tell me where you'd sit

Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Between Lanfear’s boot under Liandrin’s chin and whatever the hell was going on with Moghedien at the end this episode is doing wonders for the femdom economy

#can we add lanfear grabbing a restrained egwene by the throat to the list? (tags by @hurlumerlu)

#it's as robert jordan would have wanted (via @ameliarating)

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

The fact that Alviarin was in the Hall for the entire thing and did NOTHING to help Liandrin is so funny to me. Subtle back up during the debate? Nah. Wouldn't be logical. Joining the mad dash escape? Nope, Liandrin isn't worth blowing her cover for. Even a cursory warning or signal that Siuan had recovered and was heading for her? Not on your life.

You have to imagine Liandrin has been a massive headache for the BA leadership for decades at this point and Alviarin is probably blaming her for getting them into this situation in the first place. So she's ready to just sit back and let Liandrin fucking swing. Miss 'tired of hiding and wants all the power and glory and everyone to kneel to her' can go right ahead and see how it works out not having the vast carefully constructed espionage apparatus of the BA on her side. See how far she gets with just four backup dancers worth of support and the whole world out to get her.

Lanfear, Rahvin, Sammael: Actively trying to find and either manipulate or kill Rand

Moghedien for some reason:

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As requested...

Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene

She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream

God, what have you done?

You're a pink pony girl

And you dance at the club

Oh mama, I'm just having fun

On the stage in my heels

It's where I belong down at the…

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

@entities-of-posts

We're four episodes in to the Netflix DMC show, and Lady still doesn't have her rocket launcher 🤨

Finally