( owo )

Trying to get back into pmv/animatic making. We should bring Vines back tbh

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

Thanks, Anon!

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Me: What a nice day to carry my many shiny trinkets and coins!

The avaricious crow:

MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

I love having seven rats and one hamster because the seven rats are all like "mommy mommy pick me up we love you let me kiss you I want to clean you can we play did you have a nice day I missed you" and the hamster just likes to stare at me and try to kill me with his mind

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

She’s just trying to sell her wares

Nothing as a kid was more magical than the original PMD’s friend areas

collecting posts of this type

literally my favourite genre of post

Sometimes your partner pokemon is a dog, a giant snake or billions of cells scattered across the world

Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!

Wait

RECESSIVE RECESSIVE GENES