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Malewife Sommelier

@cozycryptidcorner / cozycryptidcorner.tumblr.com

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General information about me, the author:

I’m in my mid twenties and currently live in Alaska. I started writing as soon as I could physically hold a pencil, I have always loved worldbuilding and creative outlets… plus I have a very specific taste in romance that’s rarely met. I write for angry audhd girlies and their preference for manipulative malewife manwhores, with some occasional sprinkle of Latino coding. My more recent work is hit or miss, while my old work is more generic and for everyone (but boring in my opinion). I do a lot of fantasy but I enjoy sci-fi as a concept more. Intensely obsessed with space, how humanity perceives the universe, and the stories we tell to make sense of everything.

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Full master list here

If you are looking for a quick, feral romp in the grass:

If you’re looking for a sweet but short experience:

If you’re looking for angst:

If you’re looking for mid form drama:

  • Oasis, unknown species male acolyte/"prophet" fem reader, 15,205 words
  • Bird of Paradise, male bird-like alien/fem reader, 9,248 words
  • Willing and Able, male fae runaway prince/pirate fem reader, 11,221 words

If you’re looking for slow burn enemies to lovers:

  • The Merchant Prince, SLUT male naga/uninterested business fem reader, 57,268 words so far
  • Winter (old version), SLUT!!!!!!!!! male fae/lost fem reader, 31,037 words
  • Winter (new version) way better than the old version and to be announced.
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Every time I think I’m making my villains too over the top I think WWEMD (what would Elon musk do) and that idiot would wear a purple cape to visit his indentured labor space colonies (residents hate him) bc he would think it makes him look cool, like the super hero white savior he thinks he is.

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Like I know Vivian basically outlined how Elon’s whole Martian colony was a marketing scheme for investors and to keep up his tony stark persona, but if it actually happened, imagine how bad those Martian colonies working conditions would be, especially since OSHA cannot do surprise visits to another planet. Or like, he seems to be the type to argue that earth laws would not apply to his new land.

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Anonymous asked:

This might be a random thing to send you, but I was reading a bit of dnd tiefling lore and it surprised me to learn how their species has something similar to the concept of original sin, thanks to a pact with a devil that ended affecting how their whole population is regarded as touched by sin and guilty no matter how many generations pass. And since you are someone that likes to deconstruct and examine religious themes and aspects from cristianity through both narrative writing and posts, (and also because you write monster stories) it somehow immediately made me think of you and your blog here haha

Oh thank you 💖 yes that kind of thing is always right up my alley. I can see the potential of a couple of different stories involving this. I can see the concept of original sin as this hovering shadow over tieflings in a very Catholic way.

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Anonymous asked:

hello, i wanna get into ethel cain's music. I need your recomendations: which of her songs sound more like its an ancient pissed as hell witch singing them? I am making a playlist for when i feel pissed as hell and wicked

Unfortunately that’s not really her vibe lmao, but I think Family Tree and the end of Strangers can fit it? Also my favorite, August Underground, which doesn’t have any words.

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i think about battle cries everyday

And you better believe the two mc’s are thinking about that day all the time too

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Every time I think I’m making my villains too over the top I think WWEMD (what would Elon musk do) and that idiot would wear a purple cape to visit his indentured labor space colonies (residents hate him) bc he would think it makes him look cool, like the super hero white savior he thinks he is.

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“I like my job and chose those extremely specific degree” I say to myself even though the stress of it is literally making me lose my mind. Googling jobs in my area. Looking up things I can do with this degree. All with the threat of DOGE dissolving the thing anyways.

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A bunch of local businesses came together and made us coupons. Which is nice I guess but I don’t think I can afford laser hair removal, even when it’s 25% off.

#I will be doing the free oil change though lmao
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“I like my job and chose those extremely specific degree” I say to myself even though the stress of it is literally making me lose my mind. Googling jobs in my area. Looking up things I can do with this degree. All with the threat of DOGE dissolving the thing anyways.

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