Claracaboozle

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

my collection

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

The conspiracy board isn't my soulmate either, by the way. I'm not a soulmate kind of gal, and neither is my conspiracy board. We both prefer a tangled web of self-discovered meaning over any specific label. But oh, wait — is your conspiracy board your soulmate? That's cool, for real. So much diversity in the aromantic conspiracy theorist experience.

So very crash!

Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?

heart shaped forget-me-nots

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

this one?

THANK YOUUUUUU

We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost

pls don’t let this flop

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

Cycling nutrients (old tumblr posts) from the ocean floor (mutual's blog archive) to increase (dashboard) ecosystem productivity

Whale Fall Scavengers Spreading Vital Nutrients From The Surface Back Into The Ecosystem

There are many benefits to being a tumblarine biologist.

This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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End thread.

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion