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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all
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“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me
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*flirting* lets create a microdialect together
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being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you
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Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb is intersex-coded! In his source it's been shown he can both sweat milk and has venomous spurs on his heels, which are traits associated with female & male platypuses respectively.
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
- Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
- Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
- Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
- Have a little glass of wine
- Take as long as you feel like for lunch
- Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
- Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
- When in doubt, go on strike
misterenjlolras
vous avez entendu parler de la "démission silencieuse," maintenant j'aimerais vous présenter le niveau suivant, L'Éthique De Travail Française :
- Faites exactement ce pour quoi vous êtes payez et rien de plus
- Refusez absolument d'être disponible quand vous êtes hors service
- Ne priorisez jamais le travail par rapport à votre santé, bien être, ou famille parce que ça serai dingue, c'est juste un job.
- Buvez un petit verre de vin
- Prenez autant de temps que vous en avez envie pour le déjeuner
- Comprenez profondément que le travail n'a pas d'importance
- Assurez vous que votre patron·ne votre patron·ne sache qu'iel est toujours votre seconde priorité ❤️
entropiquementfavorable
- Dans le doute, mettez vous en grève
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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why doesn’t L have eyebrows: investigation
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cute-overload
my soft and comfortable mama
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My Rector has a Catholic Mass LEGO that has an Altar Book that doubles as a reliquary, complete with a LEGO saint’s LEGO bone.
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit 😳 amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore 🥵🥵🥵 et dolore magna 😵💫😵💫 aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud~ exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat~ 😈😈😈
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