If you find yourself lost in the woods build a hole

repeat after me:

my experiences are universal and provide an undeniable framework for understanding all of reality

nobody else is capable of understanding my experiences and i am, nobly, alone in this world

Big Brown Bat, via

HANS BELLMER / LA POUPÉE / 1938 [gelatin silver print | 13 5/8 x 11 3/8"]

Can u teach me a dirty lesson i want to be your nasty disciple

At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

Would you fuck your clone is old news now. However,

Elaboration encouraged. And yes, for the record

For the concerned citizens in the tags, yes of course you get a cuck chair

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

Chand

Spined tessaratomid bug, Pygoplatys lancifer, Tessaratomidae

Found in Malaysia and Indonesia

Photo 1 by matthewkwan, 2 by bobzakaria, 3 by lars_fehlandt, and 4 (nymph) by budak

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me