that girl is poison 💖

Kris Dreemur Vs. The (dark) World

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calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

Vexoria the Sun Eater

student: my sister is bullying me over text

me: how old is she

student: she’s my twin

me: oh so this is just how u guys normally talk to each other

student: she says to tell you she’s the better twin

me: how rude!!!! what’s her name???? do i know her??? (cranes to look at phone)

student: oh don’t—

his twin’s name in his phone:

DISGUSTING CLONE 🤮

ok apparently i remembered this wrong. he corrected me today to tell me it’s:

HIDEOUS CLONE 🤮

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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

what the fuck why would anyone call it that

happy april fools everyone I cast penis explosion

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

you and your friend rushing to turn down the volume on these speakers in the computer room when Kelly in the “Shoes” video reached the bridge and started screaming FUCK YOU

pop off babe

my soft and comfortable mama

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMÉAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT

I'd like to seest thou solveth THIS Puzzle!

The Rouxls art Simple: Thou must Drawest a Line that passeth througheth Each and Every Doore one singular time - BUT! The line cannot passeth through any Doore Twice!

Now, Toil and Despair at the Magnitude of my Puzzle!

give me a harder one next time

GOD

DAMNIT

I also did it a different way Sir Rouxls

FINE! Let'st seeth thou haveth thyself a crack at THIS Puzzle! As you can seeth, there art now a Lesser Amounte of Doorse. Thust, thouse options haveth now been diminished EXPONENTIALESTLY! Oh, whatstoever wiltst you doeth nowe? I can alreadye feel thou're Fragile Minde WRITHINGE in Paine and Agonye! GEH HEH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! eth