give HER head while SHE plays video games

sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

"thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica"

Me in the pussy if I'm being honest

all I'm saying is that if I was in the pussy, I would not exit, even for an emergency

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

words to live by:

we're we. here fuck. we're shit. queer up.

problematic XP gap relationship

if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

reblogging from me is like kissing me with tongue just so you know

the concept of a submissive top who worships his bottom like a god and a blessing is very intriguing to me

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

learning that latex people have to lube themselves up to get inside was crazy

can’t you just fucking be happy for them

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

Kit Connor | Flaunt Magazine | April 03, 2025 | 📷 Damian Foxe

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

Via Calum's CEO Updates IG broadcast channel

God forbid women do anything