Coffee Beanied

Personally a big fan of when the

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

HELLO?

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

why is aliwoo either tooth-rooting fluff or the most devastating piece of fiction am I going insane

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Alarm cock is this anything

they call it a rooster i think

youre never alone. bacteria

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online i'm a loser but irl i'm a loser and stupid

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?