*sigh* I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.

we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of

nothing else in my life has ever made me nearly throw up from laughing

i can't take it i can't take the papers please theme coming out of all these cutesy customized consoles im HOWLING

now see jorji cozy

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I'm Homo Fucking Sapien.

>hit the corner and make me some cash

Are you... Are you pimping the animals?

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

the reviews are in

A thing that I made that I thought was funny

tumblr baby you are beautiful just the way you are please please please stop trying to be that godforsaken bird app

link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j

google translate defaulting to chinese at first

okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious

(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)

our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google

Nearly time for new Doctor Who you know what that means

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

It might be the ket.

For $80+ dollars Mr. Nintendo better personally come to my house and install the game for me. He better make me dinner while it downloads.

Shit man, this Nintendo direct is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Silksong 2025" or some similar shit and then the whole community started going feral like they'd been starved for half a decade. And that was just in the sizzle reel, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is expecting Animal Crossing and Twilight Princess port. I think I just heard "Bloodborne 2" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck over there.

btw. currently very drunk because of the state of. uh. (gestures vaguely at a country shaped object). but i gotta say. y'all are really doomer abt the switch 2. the switch 2 will be hacked, piracy will live on, games will be archived. it is not joever. it is never over. nothing is unhackable jsyk. even saas. people get root on that shit all the time. tf y'all paying for nitro for. go add that flag to your column in prod.account _meta.

this last part is a joke but c'mon guys holy fuck. we'll get in. if you don't want to wait the likely year it'll take to crack shit, then just don't buy the switch 2. tell them to shove it. literally do not give them money. please make the wii u happen all over again it would be so funny. companies provide *you* goods and services. defang them. you aren't their bitch. have some self respect.

i don't pirate shit personally, but 100% we need preservation and we will get it.

Rick Astley's father Ossie Astley celebrating "Never Gonna Give You Up" making it to #1 on the UK charts in 1987.

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

450 for a console is a price id be willing to put savings towards to get eventually in theory. but if the games are gonna be 80 dollars i just dont think its worth it. nintendos unparalleled levels of greed on display have turned me off beyond belief. pay money to play enhanced versions of games you already own on the new console. pay 70 for a digital game and 10 dollars more for physical. pay 80 for this digital game code so you can download the game. spend money on the tech demo. like be so fr right now

"stop commenting on actress's bodies" nah actually I think I will continue to comment on the fact that since the rise of ozempic every second actress looks like she's about to blow away in a strong wind because I lived through heroin chic and normalised eating disorders and insane body expectations the FIRST fucking time and saw the damage it did so I'm personally not going to stay silent and let choice feminism make extreme weight loss "acceptable" just because tiktok has convinced some of yall that any choice a woman makes is Valid just because she's a fucking woman like are you all fucking serious right now

and I actually think we SHOULD be shaming these women like we should be calling them out for undoing 2+ decades of body positivity all so they can prance around with giant heads and skeletal wrists and visible ribs and I actually don't give a fuck about it being their "choice" because while they have the money and access to lose weight with a medication that wasn't fucking made for them (and then say oh no it's just a healthy diet and exercise tee hee 🤭), the 12 or 13 year old girls seeing them and thinking that's how they should look are going to use the only methods at their disposals to look like that and it is going to KILL THEM and I dont give a FUCK if it hurts some rich cunt's feelings or makes me a bad feminist if I say she's an irresponsible piece of shit for promoting such an extreme and unhealthy body image for the millions of young girls growing up on a new wave of insane body dysmorphia I don't give a FUCK!!!!!!!

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire