love is real

I just read Sunrise on the Reaping! All posts containing spoilers will be tagged #sunrise on the reaping

Spoilers/posts for The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes will be tagged #tbosas

The overarching tag for the series is #the hunger games

With Wildemount Wildlings coming up, if you're looking for my Critical Role spoiler tags, they are #critical role spoilers and #cr spoilers

the overarching tag is #critrole

the Wildemount Wildlings specific tags will be #wildemount wildlings spoilers and #ww spoilers

My Critical Role info post can be found here

can’t stop looking at this mallard with a gray beak…this is the uncanny valley for ducks

@elodieunderglass for your shiny collection!

Thank you so much! Mallards are famed for crossbreeding - as ancestors of all domestic ducks except the Muscovy, they can breed readily with domestic ones, and the domestic ones recur to feral state quite rapidly. A Mallard but Weird is known to birdwatchers as a “manky mallard.” In this case the guy may have a one-off mutation, but it could have hybridised with a blue-beaked wild or domestic duck!

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

children are so fucking funny man

my niece is in 2nd grade and she came home crying her heart out and when we asked why she said her friend called her a "salt head" and its like the end of the world for her but its like. what does that even mean

NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White

compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post

The quintessential skrunkly

every time I tell someone I use any pronouns and they immediately default to they/them I turn into that George Constanza post a little more

well I never said I don't like they/them

"any pronouns" i say, and no one ever uses a single neopronoun. just one binary pronoun and "they" all the way down.

bro not a single neopronoun! not even a little xe/xem!

i have a pronoun button design for this occasion:

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

For anyone who needs this

!!!!

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

To make it more fair for the mozzarella sticks.

I love reddit

I believe Bernard Sanders spoke about this

metrics of success

theyre doing some freaky shit at the vcr repair shop