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Combat Aromanticism

@combataromantic

🔞 22, he/him, now less of a sideblog 🧨

swing, and don’t miss !

‼️ 22, t-shooting ftm loser, bi-aspec aromantic
🧨 dogboy, combat sadomasochist, unironic mcr fan and danger days enthusiast
that one boy who died in your arms in 2016 and has been haunting you ever since
I’m here to post weird shit (specific warnings will be in posts), MDNI, age in bio or fuck off, hmu if you wanna throw hands, be gay, or both simultaneously
Taken Anons : 🐰,🦌,🍖,👼
Anonymous asked:

need YOU to drag ME around while you yap about your favorite subjects... How do you like them apples

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Yknow I had this idea to open a like. Amusement park. Where it functions like a normal amusement park for the first half of the day. Except every day at 5pm somebody ‘dies’ and the park attendees find the body in some weird situation like crushed under the wheels of the roller coaster or hanging from the intercom, and then for the rest of the night it’s a like murder mystery dinner type thing where they have to figure out who did it (but they think it’s just a normal amusement park)

Like this obviously would be difficult to pull off since word would get around fast and it would be incredibly hard to maintain the illusion, maybe there’s only a murder like once a month or something. Idk. This is why they don’t let me design amusement parks. :((((

Anonymous asked:

the most recent animal fact i've learned that i've been tormenting people's minds with is that there's a type of frog that used to be used as a pregnancy test by injecting it with piss. and also uh, just the general existence of hagfish. they make slime as a defense mechanism. great animal. oh, bonobos can have lesbian sex, that's a good one. they're a very promiscuous species, which is great for animal behavior researchers cause ethologists do weird studies sometimes.

I’m curious who had the idea to inject piss into a frog. Like how much time did they have on their hands

I’m enjoying these animals facts a lot <3

Anonymous asked:

you can drag me around and i'll tell you fun facts about every animal we come across, i'm just sayin

I demand animal facts. Now.

Ngl I do kindaaaa get a kick outta when people try to dominate me. Like man you got a solid 2% chance of that working on me, but by all means, cross your fingers and give it a shot.

Hangout plans tonight is you pulling out a taser and zapping me in the side of the neck until I’m unconscious. or we could play minecraft I GUESS.

Anonymous asked:

;3 isn’t the risk of the mystery half the fun?

I’m gonna lose three fingers to this venus fly trap of an anon and I’m not gonna complain about it

Anonymous asked:

I imagine you would push your hand into my mouth, the curl your fingers to watch me gag… just hunch, totally not just trying to manifest this.

Me trying to determine if you’re legitimately that submissive or if you want to bait me and then bite my fingers off 🧐

Anonymous asked:

I'M SO SERIOUS WE COULD MATCH EACHOTHER'S FREAK SO WELL. It's actually hurting my brain rn holt fuck. Alas... I do not have an nsft... Ugh i need to make a new email.

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Join the club. The nsft rabbithole is uhh. Gaping. I fell in backwards and now I’m covered in what I hope is blood

Anonymous asked:

hdhhddhdbd yes sir, yes sir, I bleed red, thank you sir.

Hell yeah. Catch me on a good night and I’ll make you prove it.

Anonymous asked:

>~> I’m 6’2 AMAB, is that close enough. (please just beat me up just please.)

“AMAB” “AFAB” shhhhhh it don’t matter to me, you bleed red, don’t u?

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