Drew Commander Cody for a DTIYS challenge on Instagram
[ID: it's me Commander Cody in my armor with a tooka laying in my shoulders. I am scratching the tooka's face and they are happy.]
[Image Description: white background with quote: Tomorrow is April fools day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.]
Just a reminder to all. While some of you may have great fun with screamer/jump scare type posts, some people absolutely DO NOT. It's me, I'm those people. Stick a content warning on it and put it under a line break. Same goes with elaborate pranks that people think are funny, to get the other person going. You don't know if that person has a medical condition or anxiety or any number of other things that could be worsened by "harmless" things like this.
Avoid sending any of that my way, this is a safe space from that and I will not be engaging.
You post quite a bit about food and it makes me want to cook with you. Got a sort-of free evening?
I cook every evening I can since I do most of the cooking for the boys. Did you have a particular meal in mind, though? I could, umm, kriff I don't even know your name.
Make sure this isn't some Imperial nonsense out to get us before you make any commitments, vod. We're wanted men.
@commander-stabby with his spreadsheets.
At least one of us is organized.
[Image 1 description: quote of "who the hell is in my Google doc" I think furiously before realizing it's me in a different tab.]
[Image 2 description: a dog looking in a mirror mad to see another dog.]
And I don't look that grumpy.
That's debatable. The face you were making when your landing clearance got delayed last time would have made tubies cry.
That's because I really needed to use the fresher.
@commander-stabby with his spreadsheets.
At least one of us is organized.
[Image 1 description: quote of "who the hell is in my Google doc" I think furiously before realizing it's me in a different tab.]
[Image 2 description: a dog looking in a mirror mad to see another dog.]
And I don't look that grumpy.
*clears throat* Welcome to Wolffe and Gregor's... what are we calling this?
Friendly PSA.
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taking a moment to relax after a long day of being good at his job
What's ur fav battalion
That is the face he makes before he retorts, "Not the 501st."
THE 501ST WERE A FORCE-BLESSED DELIGHT, I SHALL HAVE HIM KNOW.
IT WAS THE 212TH THAT OFTEN CAUSED PROBLEMS.
The 212th did have problems on occasion and more often than not the shenanigans of the 501st were directly to blame.
THAT TIME WITH THE BOUNCY BOMBS, OF WHICH WERE UNFAIRLY CONFISCATED, WAS MERELY TRAINING, COMMANDER.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CAPTURE THE FLAG TRAINING SIMULATION, WAS NOT OUR FAULT, THE SIM MERELY SHORTED OUT BY INCIDENTAL FLYING CARBONATED DRINKS.
AND THE ANTI-GRAV INCIDENT, THAT HAD BEEN THE 187TH.
( ... I WILL CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SUGAR-SALT SHIPMENT MIXUP. )
MIX-UP? We ordered that much sugar on purpose! Fives and I were working on making bombs for use on Geonosis! We always wondered what happened when salt showed up instead of the sugar and O2 tanks we requisitioned!
We were a delight! Thank you, General. I don't think Cody ever forgave Rex for calling claimsies on Fives and I after the incident on Rishi.
YOU AND CORPORAL FIVES? I THOUGHT IT WAS KENOBI. HE HAD SUCH A FIT WHEN IT TURNED OUT INVENTORY HAD REFILLED HIS SUGAR JAR WITH SALT. I HAD NEVER SEEN A GROWN HUMAN MAN SPIT TEA OUT ACROSS SEVEN METERS BEFORE.
I WOULD BELIEVE SO, IN REGARDS TO YOUR "CLAIMSY". IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHERE AND WHY THE FAIR COMMANDER GOT CLONE FORCE 99, AND WHY THEY WERE DANGLED IN FRONT OF OUR POOR, DEAR CAPTAIN SO LATE IN THE WAR--JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, TO SAVE YOU, THE ADOPTEE REX CLAIMED SO MANY YEARS PRIOR.
IF TRUE, IT WAS THE GREATEST VENDETTA PLAN OF ALL TIME.
( I PRACTICALLY WHINGED TO HAVE THE NINTEY-NINERS UNDER MY COMMAND AFTER ANAXES. KENOBI WOULD NOT HAVE IT. )
I guess that supply error had farther-reaching consequences than I thought. General Kenobi wasn't one to waste tea. Seven meters? Was it a Force-spit?
And don't beat yourself up about not getting us after Anaxes. The paperwork involved after some of our missions would have had you questioning your loyalty to the Republic.
What's ur fav battalion
That is the face he makes before he retorts, "Not the 501st."
THE 501ST WERE A FORCE-BLESSED DELIGHT, I SHALL HAVE HIM KNOW.
IT WAS THE 212TH THAT OFTEN CAUSED PROBLEMS.
The 212th did have problems on occasion and more often than not the shenanigans of the 501st were directly to blame.
THAT TIME WITH THE BOUNCY BOMBS, OF WHICH WERE UNFAIRLY CONFISCATED, WAS MERELY TRAINING, COMMANDER.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CAPTURE THE FLAG TRAINING SIMULATION, WAS NOT OUR FAULT, THE SIM MERELY SHORTED OUT BY INCIDENTAL FLYING CARBONATED DRINKS.
AND THE ANTI-GRAV INCIDENT, THAT HAD BEEN THE 187TH.
( ... I WILL CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SUGAR-SALT SHIPMENT MIXUP. )
Don't get me started on the 187th. They think they're above it all because their general is so respected.
cody my beloved 🧡🧡🧡
I know in my heart this is what Cody looks like when shinies burst into his quarters at 3:23 am to tattletale on their squad mate
What Marshal Commander Cody wears in the sanctuary of his own quarters is his own business
What's ur fav battalion
That is the face he makes before he retorts, "Not the 501st."
THE 501ST WERE A FORCE-BLESSED DELIGHT, I SHALL HAVE HIM KNOW.
IT WAS THE 212TH THAT OFTEN CAUSED PROBLEMS.
The 212th did have problems on occasion and more often than not the shenanigans of the 501st were directly to blame.
im only good when i want 2 be and i don.t want to be today 🔪
