You're just as good a pilot as I am, Commander... as long as there aren't any protocol droids around. When there are, I'll do the flying.

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We have them. It's a cycle.

The smell leads to flies. Flies lead to annoyance. Annoyance leads to target practice. Target practice leads to wall holes and excellent marksmanship.

You don't want to be a fly on our wall.

what about hiding in the closet?

This is what our living spaces tend to look like. Now imagine the closet.

I hide in the shadows

And under our table. Stay away from my feet, or you'll find out what happens to the flies.

@kark-trooper-echo you could always just use your spray bottle.

Good idea. It might even improve the air quality around here.

Unhinged frat boy Hunter on the loose 🙂‍↕️

Another tactical Tech posture

The reg manuals say to cover your head, but not in that position.

He probably learned that pose from a barrack poster. There was one poster that covered half the hidden surfaces in the GAR. Remember that one, Echo? The one that reminded us to do our duty?

I remember. They shouldn't call them knockouts if they keep you from sleeping. 😏

Unhinged frat boy Hunter on the loose 🙂‍↕️

Another tactical Tech posture

The reg manuals say to cover your head, but not in that position.

Favorite Follower Tag of the Week

We have them. It's a cycle.

The smell leads to flies. Flies lead to annoyance. Annoyance leads to target practice. Target practice leads to wall holes and excellent marksmanship.

You don't want to be a fly on our wall.

what about hiding in the closet?

This is what our living spaces tend to look like. Now imagine the closet.

I hide in the shadows

And under our table. Stay away from my feet, or you'll find out what happens to the flies.

Favorite Follower Tag of the Week

We have them. It's a cycle.

The smell leads to flies. Flies lead to annoyance. Annoyance leads to target practice. Target practice leads to wall holes and excellent marksmanship.

You don't want to be a fly on our wall.

what about hiding in the closet?

This is what our living spaces tend to look like. Now imagine the closet.

Tech: Why are your dirty socks on my bed?

Me: It was the will of the Force.

You are not a Jedi, nor a Force wielder of any kind.

That's just a Tech-nicality. 🤣

.Why do I feel like this would be an actual phase of Crosshair's tho?

Hunter: "Who put hair dye in my conditioner?!"

Crosshair: "It was the will of the Force!"

Hunter: *storms out of the shower, hair dyed purple, and chucks the bottle at Crosshair's head*

Crosshair: *gets knocked off the top bunk*

Tech: "I may not be a Jedi nor understand their ways, but i do believe that shot was the will of the Force."

Who are we to doubt the Force

All socks need to stay off my bunk. Shorts too.

I'm not responsible for what the Force wills my scomp to do if one more of those funk factories lands where I put my face at night.

That's a good way to lose fingers, Crosshair.

Our area of expertise

You got that right.

That's a good way to lose fingers, Crosshair.

That is the face he makes before he retorts, "Not the 501st."

THE 501ST WERE A FORCE-BLESSED DELIGHT, I SHALL HAVE HIM KNOW.

IT WAS THE 212TH THAT OFTEN CAUSED PROBLEMS.

The 212th did have problems on occasion and more often than not the shenanigans of the 501st were directly to blame.

THAT TIME WITH THE BOUNCY BOMBS, OF WHICH WERE UNFAIRLY CONFISCATED, WAS MERELY TRAINING, COMMANDER.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CAPTURE THE FLAG TRAINING SIMULATION, WAS NOT OUR FAULT, THE SIM MERELY SHORTED OUT BY INCIDENTAL FLYING CARBONATED DRINKS.

AND THE ANTI-GRAV INCIDENT, THAT HAD BEEN THE 187TH.

( ... I WILL CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SUGAR-SALT SHIPMENT MIXUP. )

MIX-UP? We ordered that much sugar on purpose! Fives and I were working on making bombs for use on Geonosis! We always wondered what happened when salt showed up instead of the sugar and O2 tanks we requisitioned!

We were a delight! Thank you, General. I don't think Cody ever forgave Rex for calling claimsies on Fives and I after the incident on Rishi.

YOU AND CORPORAL FIVES? I THOUGHT IT WAS KENOBI. HE HAD SUCH A FIT WHEN IT TURNED OUT INVENTORY HAD REFILLED HIS SUGAR JAR WITH SALT. I HAD NEVER SEEN A GROWN HUMAN MAN SPIT TEA OUT ACROSS SEVEN METERS BEFORE.

I WOULD BELIEVE SO, IN REGARDS TO YOUR "CLAIMSY". IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHERE AND WHY THE FAIR COMMANDER GOT CLONE FORCE 99, AND WHY THEY WERE DANGLED IN FRONT OF OUR POOR, DEAR CAPTAIN SO LATE IN THE WAR--JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, TO SAVE YOU, THE ADOPTEE REX CLAIMED SO MANY YEARS PRIOR.

IF TRUE, IT WAS THE GREATEST VENDETTA PLAN OF ALL TIME.

( I PRACTICALLY WHINGED TO HAVE THE NINTEY-NINERS UNDER MY COMMAND AFTER ANAXES. KENOBI WOULD NOT HAVE IT. )

I guess that supply error had farther-reaching consequences than I thought. General Kenobi wasn't one to waste tea. Seven meters? Was it a Force-spit?

And don't beat yourself up about not getting us after Anaxes. The paperwork involved after some of our missions would have had you questioning your loyalty to the Republic.

Wrecker: You’re half fuckin’ blind, ain’t you?

Tech: Sometimes it’s a fucking blessing.

Wrecker steps out of the fresher after a shower with no towel again.

He knows exactly what he's doing. "I forgot" only works so many times.

That is the face he makes before he retorts, "Not the 501st."

THE 501ST WERE A FORCE-BLESSED DELIGHT, I SHALL HAVE HIM KNOW.

IT WAS THE 212TH THAT OFTEN CAUSED PROBLEMS.

The 212th did have problems on occasion and more often than not the shenanigans of the 501st were directly to blame.

THAT TIME WITH THE BOUNCY BOMBS, OF WHICH WERE UNFAIRLY CONFISCATED, WAS MERELY TRAINING, COMMANDER.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CAPTURE THE FLAG TRAINING SIMULATION, WAS NOT OUR FAULT, THE SIM MERELY SHORTED OUT BY INCIDENTAL FLYING CARBONATED DRINKS.

AND THE ANTI-GRAV INCIDENT, THAT HAD BEEN THE 187TH.

( ... I WILL CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SUGAR-SALT SHIPMENT MIXUP. )

MIX-UP? We ordered that much sugar on purpose! Fives and I were working on making bombs for use on Geonosis! We always wondered what happened when salt showed up instead of the sugar and O2 tanks we requisitioned!

We were a delight! Thank you, General. I don't think Cody ever forgave Rex for calling claimsies on Fives and I after the incident on Rishi.

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It always comes back to bite me.

@kark-trooper-echo is that an invitation?

*Where's that spray bottle?*

Do I even want to know what CSS stands for?

Probably just 'Clone Simp Spray'.

That's exactly what it means.

Right... Hunter was on a mission with Wrecker for Cid when Tech and I came up with that acronym. We didn't want to have to explain all that to Omega.

I guess we shouldn't have put the label above the hook. I'll try to remember to put the next label a little lower, @tbbs-best-hair.

You could call it 'Stay Away Spray' and it could keep you from having to explain simping. Even have simp in parentheses. Sass, for short.

We thought of that, but we didn't want @superiorsniper to get the wrong idea.

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It always comes back to bite me.

@kark-trooper-echo is that an invitation?

*Where's that spray bottle?*

Do I even want to know what CSS stands for?

Probably just 'Clone Simp Spray'.

That's exactly what it means.

Right... Hunter was on a mission with Wrecker for Cid when Tech and I came up with that acronym. We didn't want to have to explain all that to Omega.

I guess we shouldn't have put the label above the hook. I'll try to remember to put the next label a little lower, @tbbs-best-hair.