JUNO!!!

shout out lonely girls

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

me: (out in public wearing a shirt that says IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD RIGHT NOW) uh. dude. can you like, chill? its just a shirt. its called dark humor. do you know what dark humor is? it's like, when humor is fucked up. its just dark humor dude.

the cia sniper sitting in the building accross the street: i have a visual on the target

her handler: fire.

felt self-indulgent so here's a girl with blunt bangs wearing european armor

I Had A Breakthrough On My Inventions. So I Get To Say Eureka

My Theories Are Also Improving But Theres Not A Special Word Or Catchphrase For That

if you get to be a real person living a real life i hate you and im going to kill you

theres gonna be 1 ski jumper that figures it out and just flies away and never comes down

I would be ecstatic to pay 80 dollars for a video game. Where im from we have to cut off each of our hands and our head and leave our body where it falls.

Still frame from WikiLeaks "Collateral Murder" video, captured moments before U.S. helicopter pilots would go on to kill civilians and journalists in Iraq in 2007 while casually joking about it. Whistleblower Chelsea Manning was sentenced to 35 years in prison, none of the perpetrators were charged

problematic sleep schedule gap

Join my politburo

Leave your boyfriend

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

happy april fool's day

Average zelda fan: There's nothing racist about the desert-dwelling heavily sexualized all female tribe of thieves with hooked noses and dark skin, because the games are from Japan. A country without racism.