hold on

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

snoopy image of the day

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me 

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

Buns

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

If brown haired anya has a million fans, then I am one of them. If brown haired anya has ten fans, then I am one of them. If brown haired anya has only one fan then that one is me. If brown haired anya has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against brown haired anya, then I am against the world.

remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again

the reason buffy summers is a much better protagonist than a lot of the main characters in other teen supernatural shows is that those characters tend to be good people in a passive, boring way. they're generally nice and care about doing good, but they're rarely placed in situations where they have to make difficult decisions with no good outcomes, or pushed to extremes that force them to contend with the ugliest parts of themselves. btvs meanwhile is absolutely obsessed with the idea that passivity is inherently unethical. as such, in order for buffy to be a good person, she constantly has to make active choices. she never gets to be indecisive in the face of a moral dilemma. she always has to choose, to make tough calls, and that makes her genuine heroism and goodness far more compelling than a character who's just kind of passively nice.

what driving a redbull does to a mfs

“are you busy today?”