came out of the Minecraft movie, just watched with @cookiewookie37, best movie with the worst execution

ALSO TECHNOBLADE REFERENCE

also coining the ship name gareve you’re welcome

EDIT: I was too late didn’t get the chance to coin the ship name what the hell you guys 💔

THAT MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE I FUCKING LOVED IT

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

Honestly, I think people do. Almost posted this talking about how @walmart-the-official always has posts like these queued, but NOPE! IT’S FUCKING YAHOO!

I MISSED DAY FIFTEEN

Fuck it scheduling time

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

How dare you say we should take pride in pissing on the poor

imma send this to new tumblrairans (fucking spelling man)

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

Its real now thanks op

i cannot BELIEVE

time sensitive question how flirt boy

thanks guys

PHRASE ADDED!

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

THE GAMESHOW !! Where you get quizzed as a buzzsaw may or may not approach you if you get the question wrong!!

[WARNING: SLIGHT GORE IN THE LAST IMAGE]

(The Gameshow belongs to my friend @cherrihoney, go check it out on AO3! 👉) https://archiveofourown.org/works/53897293

Live laugh love angst and The Gameshow 🙏

THE GAMESHOW !! Where you get quizzed as a buzzsaw may or may not approach you if you get the question wrong!!

[WARNING: SLIGHT GORE IN THE LAST IMAGE]

(The Gameshow belongs to my friend @cherrihoney, go check it out on AO3! 👉) https://archiveofourown.org/works/53897293

Live laugh love angst and The Gameshow 🙏

THE GAMESHOW !! Where you get quizzed as a buzzsaw may or may not approach you if you get the question wrong!!

[WARNING: SLIGHT GORE IN THE LAST IMAGE]

(The Gameshow belongs to my friend @cherrihoney, go check it out on AO3! 👉) https://archiveofourown.org/works/53897293

Live laugh love angst and The Gameshow 🙏

THE GAMESHOW !! Where you get quizzed as a buzzsaw may or may not approach you if you get the question wrong!!

[WARNING: SLIGHT GORE IN THE LAST IMAGE]

(The Gameshow belongs to my friend @cherrihoney, go check it out on AO3! 👉) https://archiveofourown.org/works/53897293

Live laugh love angst and The Gameshow 🙏

THE GAMESHOW !! Where you get quizzed as a buzzsaw may or may not approach you if you get the question wrong!!

[WARNING: SLIGHT GORE IN THE LAST IMAGE]

(The Gameshow belongs to my friend @cherrihoney, go check it out on AO3! 👉) https://archiveofourown.org/works/53897293

Live laugh love angst and The Gameshow 🙏

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

prev is a single mother of 200

open tag

They gave me an expired burger King coupon outside an abandoned toy r us yesterday

@sneklover @purplehairball @artist-heart83 @venus-salam-the-puppet @liliththequeenofdemon @candyinjectionz @brownii-milkshake @fenicearts420

Prev is completely normal about tv head characters

@rainstormsart @briandraws @echostarsys @rammington @luludomardraws @bow-and-aro-child

Prev hasn’t drawn a single fankid at all

@fandomgoesahhhhhhhhh @livzees @rat-n-atty

They were forced to eat cement when they were 6

@briandraws @bear-boi-5 @libbytwq or anyone else lol

Prev has a very consistent and permanent Sona, never switches it up every 3 weeks

@tophatwearingidiot @blu193 @kittykibbl @grinnames @deltaruinedcoco37 and anyone else

prev is absolutely terrible, HORRID artstyle and AUs

@cherrihoney @ale-is-the-silliest @eggboitime @jayflys00 @dib-thing-wannabe @weeatcementclub324 or any other people who are my friends

Nice

Official ominous sign

My current fine arts work consists of creating stuff like this with a combination of my photography and digital altering (and sometimes straight up creating ominous signs in real life haha)

This blog has been very useful!

Official ominous signs(s)

And the crowd cheered ‼️‼️

more people need to actually pick a side

yall need to pay attention to your surroundings more

When are you freezing cheese?!

???I'm not???

Thawed cheese? As opposed to???

ok maybe there's some more common word for it, but I've only ever heard it as thawing

you mean MELT??? as in MELTED CHEESE????? because it MELTS???????????

No! Melting is completely different!

You just thaw it! And it makes this sound occasionally while it does!

okay I'm gonna need you to explain what "thawing" a cheese means to you. is it bringing a cheese out lf the fridge and wait for it to be room temperature? is it heating it up so it's gooey and soft? i need to understand

No the cheese isn't frozen or cold. I don't know what other way to describe it as other than thawing? It makes a noise occasionally and when it stops it's usually done thawing

What actual change happens to the cheese after it “thaws”

it changes from an un-thawed to a thawed state

it's ready

good to go

What process are you doing to thaw cheese. where do you keep the cheese such that it's not thawed. Which physical properties of the cheese change between thawed and unthawed

ok I cant be the crazy one here. Nobody else thaws their cheese???

I thaw my cheese, but only if I get a block of the stuff, the sliced stuff is better for melting.

THANK YOU!

also ill temporarily forgive you for the sliced cheese comment. but pre-sliced is a sin

no no no i refuse to let this rest until i fully understand

so you. FREEZE the cheese? and then when you want to use it you. THAW it. that's what I'm getting from this conversation. is this correct??

also this might be important: what type of cheese are we talking about. cottage cheese? hard cheese? fake cheese (cheddar)? because i think i might be picturing the wrong type of cheese

no like I said before you don't freeze the cheese! That just dries it out! And the type of cheese doesn't matter. You. Still. Thaw. It.

What I don't understand is the PROCESS. like what is the ORIGINAL STATE OF THE CHEESE. is it just the state it is in when you buy it in the store. or is it cold. or is it room temperature. or is it warm.

and what is the exact process?? microwaving?? warm water??? just leaving it outside in room temp?????

please I seriously need to understand the PROCESS the cheese undergoes. if step-by-step instructions need to be spelt out then so be it but i really REALLY wanna know what's going on

Can you like take a video of the cheese thawing from start to finish to demonstrate the sound it makes and the process of thawing cheese

Unfortunately I can't. I'm at work right now, and I'm heading out on a trip in 2 days so I already cleared out my fridge so nothing'll spoil while I'm gone. But trust me I'd absolutely do that if I could. This is really frustrating and I GUARANTEE if you all saw it you'd immediately recognize what thawing cheese is. I seriously think I'm just unintentionally using a niche regional name for it which is causing all this confusion

OK IM FUCKING BACK!

ill have you all know that the entire time I was gone i couldnt stop thinking about this so im DETERMINED to show you all not only WHAT thawing cheese is, but also what the SOUND is so i can FINALLY have an answer to my ORIGINAL GOD DAMN POLL

i have nothing in my fridge and im tired rn from driving 6 hours so instead of going to the store i'm just gonna swing by my aunt's place and see if she has any cheese that needs thawing

gimme a few minutes

ok looks like im just going to the store. video of thawing cheese when i come back

now the question is will tumblr let me put a poll in the same reblog as a video?

no third option. you have no excuse this time