I'm not dead, just changing

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

I especially love when the lie is that things will turn out fine, despite all evidence to the contrary :)

I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.

A pas de douche, if you will

All right, the rest of you can go home, this one wins.

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Listening and learning

easy, I'm already underfunded and always late

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

Sometimes you guys will say things like "writing is like dragging your vagina through a WWII trench full of rusty nails and wires" and it makes me think we are doing different things.

when i was 6 my phone had a button to call the Elephant

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

oh yeah someone got this tattooed on this three years ago btw idk why i never posted it

I wonder if people with hearing aids ever just go "yeah, that's enough. I'm done hearing today", and take them off. Just going "fuck it" and put your surroundings on mute.

Actually yeah my late Grandpa did exactly that on my uncle's wedding when the priest couldn't shut up about the family values and how important it is for the happy couple to have children and be catholic and not like SOME OTHERS in front of the groom's lesbian sister and her girlfriend

Gosh is miss him

quite literally me when i am lying

transcript:

woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?

man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

italian is truly a beautiful language

They say that the way you should view disagreements in relationships is “us vs the problem” and not “me vs them” and I think that to a certain extent that mindset can also be helpful when engaging in political or ideological movements

Taking feminism as an example, it’s a lot easier to see trans people and intersex people and even cis men as your allies within the movement when you view your movement as “us vs inequality and sexism” and not “women vs men”

If you’re some form of a socialist then working with people with different political ideologies than you becomes a lot easier when you view the problem as “us vs the bad system” instead of “socialists vs everyone else”

I personally at least find most problems easier to tackle once I attach this sort of mindset into it. You do not inherently in every situation need to view other human beings as your enemy. And in fact when your goal is to solve the problem and not to Defeat Your Opponent then you can get more creative with your problem solving.

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.