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tumblr updated and now all the icons have scars and slashes and gashes and wounds and blemishes and tears and rips and abscesses and fractures and bruises and cuts and scrapes and clefts and fissures and notches and incisions and lacerations and lesions and rents and holes and dents and burns and sprains and faults and lumps and shit like that

*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

fourth spatial dimension obviously. to an outside observer, the truck appears to have been mirrored from left to right. the driver, who has developed situs inversus, has a panic attack as the entire world seems to have reversed. the sun now rises in the west and sets in the east. in their confusion they attempt to get back into the right lane (their right lane) and crash into oncoming traffic. the fuel in their tank detonates. seventeen perish in the conflagration.

baroque, subversive to the expectations, almost to a point of pandering; on the cusp of notional over indulgence, and yet the estuary of inevitability still draws us into the same conclusion, twisting backwards in on itself, a coil that reminds us of our relationship to fate

y’all mind if i 

my dash did a thing

The bean jar

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

Since Gerard Way wrote The Umbrella Acedemy comics, I felt the most powerful need to commission this. It’s finally done. Thank you, @eamhhair

The bean jar has me in tears every damn time

Bean Jar?! On my dash? In 2025?

G note

Obvious AI generated text

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

Job listings be like:

People harasser (0.4$/hour)

5000$ salary work now remote job! (scam)

Food industry (0.3$/hour)

Online scammer (0.3$/hour)

Help a Danish farmer put on his socks (4000$/hour)

Job that requires a degree (0.4$/hour)

Pick up dog shit (1.2$/hour)

Online remote job (scam)

Remote job (scam)

Job (scam)

what do we think of the fit. more importantly what do we think of Saff

fuck you *unstormlights your archives*

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

Least sexual thing you're physically aroused by, go

I love the notes on this because it's either "ok hear me out but like haha I'm kind of into massages I KNOW IT'S SO WEIRD" or "turn signals"

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer