Midnight Flyer

The Weave

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

Bonus:

I just want to point out to people who don’t know Critical Role, that while you can infer that those on top are canonneer and first mate, you absolute need to know that the guy with the book in the last gif is the captain.

you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

Five year olds in the playground

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This is why I get so tired about “whose a real women” and “are transgender people real” and the like because it’s so irrelevant. We have group or people that have an insane suicide rate and we have a solution that reduces that by an insane amount.

No matter how you slice it no theoretical reason nor gender rhetoric can change the gender affirming care is improving more lives than it’ll ever hurt

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

me when I'm 33

he made it

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it