ALONE AT THE EDGE OF A UNIVERSE HUMMING A TUNE

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

here’s mine

ah here’s the link guys

TWINK GRANDPA CAME HOME. THEY'VE BEEN REUNITEDDDDD

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

Hey here's some unsolicited decor advice: get a bowl. put it on your coffee table. fill it with objects that are Good To Hold. Watch your guests be satisfied.

For example, I have this bowl of polished rock orbs. (and one glass ball.) they serve no purpose but everyone who comes into my home picks up at least one of them and just kinda rolls it around in their hands.

Major human pastimes:

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

lots of stories about being possessed by demons and forced to do evil things against your will, not many about being possessed by angels and forced to do good things against your will

I think you could actually write an incredible horror story about this actually

if you get possessed by a demon and start doing evil things, everyone’s immediately like “oh no this isn’t like you, this is so sinister, we must put a stop to this and restore your free will” but if you get possessed by an angel* who’s going to stop you? who’s going to want to stop you? your friends are either going to approve or they’re going to start resenting you and cutting ties…

and I specifically don’t mean this happening to an originally evil or villainous character, just like, a normal person with an average degree of benevolence and selfishness, succumbing to a gradually escalating series of good deeds that offer no pleasure or relief that they never would have chosen

this post is giving me a deep conviction that watching supernatural does something truly awful to your brain

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

The beginning of Cookie Run Kingdom be like:

I cant do this anymore

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Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty