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Lead researcher for the scum gong division at MAMF. attained a phD at the official Yandere College. Thug Seme. Ultra league owakon. professional ojicon. professional yandere fumbler. professional sir. professional derp. choromatsu boy by birth. son of a scum gong mother x angel shou father. advocate of the humble asparagus. Robert Freeman (Grandad) is my shoulder angel. SPLENDID AS FUCK! recovering bootzen katzen addict. the largest shareholder of "gap moe" stock. 47 years of service in the idgaf wars. they call kermit the frog "kermany" in my hometown. everybody do the flop. falls over and explodes.
BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heart germy kun forEVAR!!!
"one must not question the bitch under Italy's thumb"
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THE OFFICAL SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER FOR YOUTUBER "SLIMYCRACKER"
PFP BY BIGGIESIZEYOURCOMBO

welcome to my twisted ankle. im pleased OHHH SOO (matsu) PLEASED that you have chosen to join us on this blog today. heres a little rundown of le robooty nation

- before anything else, i am its always sunny in philadelphias strongest warrior

- after that i am an otaku who likes yaoi so much i decided to become apart of it

- does anyone like shimoneta

watch these videos to proceed. if you like it them you will survive. if you dont.......... then i will clap when your heart is heavier as it is weighed against a feather in the afterlife

The speech above is from my beloved vocaloid producer princess, Deadball-p (my favorite producers are Owata-P and Lamaze-P LOL). Please read this, it really encapsulates what i'm about and i resonate with it deeply. it's quite touching and i think we should all strive to live a little more like him. VIVA LA ECCHI!

*I TREAT FOLLOWING LIKE A FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST. IF I FOLLOW YOU THEN THAT MEANS I AM INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP AND YOU COULD FRENCH KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND ID LOVE IT. dont be scared to say hai! and if i dont follow you it doesnt mean i hate you. my messages are always open, just dont expect a response quickly or even at all sometimes because I get shy >_< (NOT me hating you!)

YALL HATE BELLIET CUZ YOU ONLY LIKE CHINESE YAOI WHEN ITS GAY.

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN MALE DOMINATED FIELDS. LET BELARUS BE A SCUM GONG !

the search for female seme x male uke has led me places i wouldnt go with a gun

Anonymous asked:

that's fucking hilarious. i thought only babies get that hand mouth cause they crawl around on the floor and put stuff in their mouths lol. just do hand stuff with gloves on and pray. good luck๐Ÿ˜ท

thats what i fucking said bro. i.. ok no. i cant post that joke its too much to say online. wiener almost cried on call out of sheer anger and sadness at the situation. he has yellow plague and the only cure is my gentle touch (to exchange qi) so idk his meridans are just gunna rot and explode.

"give me money. me money now. money. money me now. my organs are soon melting into a gucky soup glick soop splatoo"

- charlie kellys mom when she was faking having cancer

Anonymous asked:

ANON WHO ASKED ABOUT HETALIA GIRLS

I am curious to see your Vietnam (if you feel like drawing it ofc) IDC IF ITS LESS ACCURATE OR WHATEVER!! Itโ€™s so cool to see different takes of a character from that country

Personally Iโ€™m a big fan of Taiwan! I donโ€™t get most hetalia yuri ships truthfully but Iโ€™m open to some like HunUkr is peak BUT CONSIDER BELBEL (Belgium and Belarus, the main appeal to me is just, their ship name is funny), or BelgUkr (Belgium and Ukraine), actually I just love Belgium a lotโ€ฆ My type in characters is definitely not showing (I just love energetic cute characters, cute characters in general), Honestly the belarus thing was real and Yeahโ€ฆ I prefer in stories they show like character development for belarus rather than ignoring that whole side of her, Idk I like a lot of belarus ships too if done right, belliet is peak, but consider belatai (belarus x Taiwan)

I think Iโ€™m brainrotting too much over this, I love the ladies of hetalia at times, including the nyos

I apologize if I yapped unnecessarily

DONT WORRY ABT IT!! IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO READ LONG ASKS AND PEOPLES IDEAS :D (unless they are insane and terrible. but even then i dont mind that much, since i just string them up and make an example out of them like the germany pillow princess anon)

ok i wrote literally a gianormous essay about my conflicted feelings about sharing my vietnam and decided that i will post her in a separate thing later and have it as a tumblr exclusive. my apprehension is way too much to talk abt in an ask answer #yap bc its not even really about her character at all and a whole difference subject LOL but yeah tumblr exclusive because im ngl only tumblr is normal like 99% of my fans are robootyticklers and 1% is robootylings and basically all of them are here.

I THINK TAIWAN IS REALLY CUTE I WANNA LEARN MOAR ABOUT HER... ๐Ÿ˜ omg u know my good bro inu is the founder of belbel. at least i think so and if im wrong then idgaf in my heart inu is โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ and im glad you agree with what im saying!!! we gotta appreciate the characters as they are and if theyre poisonous you must take the effort to detoxicfy them! belarus as an ingredient is like kidney beans or mr mime (you know that one tumblr post that shows how to properly prepare mr mime without getting poisoned). I think as long as u execute it well, i could probably enjoy beltai since i dont see anything against it ^^ Belgium is also cute! I think she has a great design to draw wwwwwwwww

i went to the coffee shop and bought a single string cheese and the cashier lady immediately turned to her coworker and went "this guy just bought a single string cheese i didnt even know we sold that" BRUH

WHY 31 LIKES. WHY BRUH DAMN!

everyone PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY. DO NOT VOTE UNLESS YOU ARE INFORMED AND ACTUALLY READ.

me and wiener are in a dilemma. wiener caught hand foot and mouth disease..... bro has been licking the jungle gym at fuckin chuck e cheese in his freetime ig <-(i guess, not instagram). and his spring break is rapidly approaching in literally three days from now. hes my bootylicious "pull my binger" boyfriend so of course we are planning to yaoi it up....... BUT LOWKEY GUYS. WHAT IF I DIE FROM HAND FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE? i looked up on google too and it says that after a week the symptoms go away.. but ITS STILL CONTAGIOUS FOR SEVERAL WEEKS. SO THAT MEANS WED HAVE TO GO NO CONTACT FOR LIKE A MONTH WTF BRUH. so we have made a pros and cons list for just not giving a fuck and doing whatever we want this spring break anyways... spring break has always been about transmitting diseases to eachother anyways

PROS:

  • only a week of pain
  • Wiener: it's not even pain. its mild.
  • he only has two visible blisters and its day one (very mild chuck e cheese syndrome)
  • yaoi
  • it reminds me of how charlie and mac from always sunny kept giving eachother ringworm over and over again and ngl its a best bro activity so i can respect it in that sense
  • wiener: i have a yandere fetish and highkey this is a great opportunity to "claim you" by infecting you with disease that stays in your body forever (me: WTF? ROFL-KOPTER)
  • wiener: everyone will know you (robooty) was touched by my disease

CONS:

  • everyone will know i was touched by wieners disease
  • i dont fucking want hand foot and mouth disease
  • what if it kills me. i have a very weak immune system
  • my mom and dad will get really mad at me for getting it (i will try to frame my brother for getting it first if i end up getting it and spreading it to my whole family.. but theres only a 60% chance of me pulling it off before i get caught)
  • i dont want to give my coworkers hand foot and mouth disease ngl theyre chill af
  • its fucking hand foot and mouth disease. WHO WANTS TO GET HAND FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE.

the twitter space i held went super well btw guys next time i pray i see some tumblrians join (telling you all like its how my day at school went).. omg my chinese oomf that i mega respect and am intimidated by even joined and drew in it.. GWAHHH I WAS YELLING AT EVERYBODY TO CLEAN THEIR ACT UP FOR THEM. I WAS SO EMBARASSED BRUH THE WHOLE CANVAS WAS OSOMATSU WITH HUGE TITS AND ASS TToTT also made a new friend i think... hopefully it works out. #awkwardsauce i need summer to come soon so i have enough free time to properly develop my bonds with people >_<

we have good ask itager coming up this week ok. at least i think the joke is funny

Anonymous asked:

Been always wondering thoughts on hetalia Yuri? And just generally thoughts on female hetalia characters

I have nothing against hetalia yuri! I will say that ive never really found myself drawn to any of it though, but thats probably because i wouldn't consider myself a real himedanshi ^_^ I like yuri a normie amount ... where ill ship it hardcore in like non yuri-focused manga and stuff (like how people ship yaoi in shounen bc its REAL) but ive never been interested in reading yuri manga so i suppose to most people im considered a himedanshi, but as a yaoi overlord i have a higher standard for the title so i dont dare call myself a himedanshi out of respect for real yuri lords. I think the most hetalia yuri i ship is liechenstein x seychelles because of the gakuen hetalia sauce. I'm not into anything else though

I like the female hetalia characters a lot though!!! who tf doesnt like hungary LOL and also seychelles is cute and I REALLY LIKE CZECHIA. ONLY GOOD THING FROM HETALIA WORLD STARS DEADASS. I also like vietnam a lot too but more my version of her since I have my own homemade vietnam that is made by a viet person (me) and even more inaccurate than the one hima made because its very second gen immigrant pilled LOL but idgaf ^u^ I also feel hesitant to say i like belarus because i think she has a lot of potential... but HIMA DOESNT GIVE HER ENOUGH SCREENTIME. because look. im ngl i think people who exclude her incest yandere insanity are ignoring who she is. sometimes a character is a bad person and we need to enjoy their journey as they are. i like witch craft works and in fact i have a mega yuri otp where one of the members is a rehabilitated yandere ex-brocon and ngl seeing that made me realize that brocon characters can be saved. i want belarus to have yandere transferrence to lithuania against her will and slowly but surely become a rehabiliated ex-brocon. because you cannot ignore it that is literally her main fucking character trait but you can detox the ingredient out of her. im a huge belliet shipper i Dont Give a Fuck and i think it could be absolutely amazing if they had more screentime.. but as they are now i admit its a total nothingburger me making shit up moment. But i see the potential, and because of that, i see potenial in belarus ๐Ÿ˜‡

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